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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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july's patreon postcard. I'm a lil late getting this out, so if you're seeing this after july 31st you can purchase one without subscribing for the next week til I pull it offline :)

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and its just like this every day

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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

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me when I remember doomed ships exist

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Ana Teresa Barboza

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Hello?

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Luis Xertu (Mexican, b. 1985, Mexico City, Mexico, based Rotterdam, Netherlands) - Two Men on a Branch, 2024, Paintings: Plants, Acrylics on Canvas

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat