halflife-obsession
halflife-obsession
deltarune brainrot in full effect
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names gordon (he/him) adult.
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halflife-obsession · 17 minutes ago
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and what are we going to do when the HP series comes out and we start seeing a resurgence of the fandom here including gifsets and fics. like are u guys gonna bring up your neurodivergence and cry "can we separate the art from the artist!!!!! you dont need to pay to watch it!!!!!its my comfort show and I'm DEPRESSED and AUTISTIC"
what then
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halflife-obsession · 19 minutes ago
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halflife-obsession · 21 minutes ago
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The Boy
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halflife-obsession · 30 minutes ago
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halflife-obsession · 30 minutes ago
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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb
The perilously pointy pyramid:
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halflife-obsession · 1 hour ago
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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ
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halflife-obsession · 2 hours ago
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halflife-obsession · 2 hours ago
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realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up
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halflife-obsession · 2 hours ago
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this thumbnail fucking kills me every time man
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halflife-obsession · 2 hours ago
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the distraction
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halflife-obsession · 2 hours ago
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I’ve said something similar before but within the next 20 years there’s going to be a crisis in the Middle East/Southern Asia which will be directly traceable back to the Trump Administration’s decision to deliberately ruin the Obama Administration’s attempts at thawing relations with Iran
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halflife-obsession · 2 hours ago
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sorry guys. have to reconstruct my personality around The Character. hope you understand. *my bones crack and twist in unnatural ways and my rips splay open like the hood of a cobra while my whole body makes odd squelching sounds*
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halflife-obsession · 4 hours ago
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After THIS incident Emmet is doing his best to respect Aiden's boundaries.
As a result he wont enter a room Aiden is in unless he gets his permission, and he waits for said permission very patiently.
At first this resulted in some situations where Aiden didn't know what Emmet was waiting for, didn't say anything, so Emmet just left. Someone else had to go and get him.
Aiden Wayfare is a character by @toriblayde
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halflife-obsession · 5 hours ago
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Connecting my last two braincells-- Tenna Emmet....
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halflife-obsession · 5 hours ago
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im growing! im changing!
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halflife-obsession · 5 hours ago
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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain
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halflife-obsession · 5 hours ago
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Scary movies!
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