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I LOVE CHICKEN

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I HATE BEING ASIAN I DRANK 2 CIDERS AND PUKED MY GUTS UP

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Does thr UK not put any caffeine in their energy drinks cuz I got carded for this shit just to immediately fall asleep for 4 hours

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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fuck this horrible Vessel im in

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In Scotland "Mr Beast" would be the name of the village pedophile

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my landlord wont stop bothering me abut some made up shit called "rent". im too busy jerking off my dick to give a shit

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mimes a dismissive jerkoff gesture but im shaking and badly hiding that i orgasmed on the 2nd stroke

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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.

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somebody laced my cigarette with unmeasurable pain and sorrow

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Cannot believe people are actually playing Deltarune before Undertale

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