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I was a woman with stubble and a receding hairline, alternating back and forth between different terrible haircuts before I got laser and bangs and became the woman you see before you today. And when I talk to some of these girls now who get hrt and laser IMMEDIATELY after coming out, it's got me having mixed feelings. On the one hand, I'm happy for them, it's really a testament to how much we've fought to get access to medical transition. on the other hand, they all ask me where I get my confidence from and literally it's because I used to look like a crossdressing faggot before I looked like a woman, and people still gendered me correctly about 50% of the time back then and it made me realize that nobody fucking notices little bumps in your clothes or the spot you missed shaving. An actress who forgets a line can still deliver a memorable performance.

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I'm opening commissions this month to pay for rent, if you're interested in grabbing a slot, you can do so here!

Be sure to read my ToS first

(reblogs are appreciated 💖)

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its been a thousand years since i posted art but heres some attacks for artfight so far! for @cyberneos @baiobey and CELLAR on af ✌️‍

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The Drowned Halls

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

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did… did she do that?

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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i could fuck a thunderstorm if i really put my mind to it

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i hate astrology so fucking much. i spent so much time learning to be an evil transgender woman and now everyone just says that i’m like that because i was born a scorpion.

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OCs Wolfgang and Glory commission for @halflngs

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this puppy currently being fostered by a rescue i follow makes me feel like. like. i don’t know. she’s a bug

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italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him