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i think theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me *remembers im a tumblr user* i know theres something deeply and horribly wrong with me

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kitchen scene if it was peak

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dumbass

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The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

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MidLink

Based on the famous painting Under the Linden Trees by Wilhelm Von Kaulbach

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old tumblrcore. if you remember these youre entitled to a veteran's discount

follow forever

"rebagel"

nightposting

the reblog button being on the top

everyone referring to david karp as "daddy"

"can you make this ask rebloggable?"

redux edits

babblr

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

missing e

"REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT GAY PEOPLE" (30 gay-themed gifs)

losing post editing because of John Green

hipster bloggers vs fandom bloggers

when messaging finally came out and we had to infect each other with it like we were playing Plague Inc

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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

[halfsan]

a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women

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Fandom Problem #9200:

There really be folks out there that will go onto disrespectful fucknasty problematic smut comic websites, click on the disrespectful fucknasty problematic smut comics available that are literally tagged “this is disrespectful fucknasty problematic smut”, and then proceed to complain (and not the ironic/joking type but actual whining) that the disrespectful fucknasty problematic smut comic they just read had disrespectful fucknasty problematic smut in it and how DARE this exist for people to read!

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By the way, not every story needs to have a hidden message. Or a deep meaning. Or be a moral teaching. Or educate its audience.

Sometimes you just want to write something disturbing for the sake of disturbing.

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Good news. we can finally Be Bees. this isn't your world, but we can Be Bees. this is Good news. you can Be a Bee. you'll live like a Bee. A Pet. A pet? A Pet. Mark, this is Good news. You'll live. for 30 years. THIS IS INSANE

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things took a weird route just now 🤔

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The Dark Hearted Father's Puppetry -- Smile for the camera or else

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In epidemiology, a disease vector is any living agent that carries and transmits an infectious pathogen such as a parasite or microbe, to another living organism.

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You are slowly falling for ME.

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*Who..? Who’s going to hear?

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???