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halfslashmoon · 4 hours ago
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oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep
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halfslashmoon · 6 hours ago
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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halfslashmoon · 1 day ago
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she has been pickled for her crimes
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halfslashmoon · 1 day ago
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Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.
hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what
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halfslashmoon · 2 days ago
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imagine youre chatting with a building n it has a crush on another building n youre just kinda like yeah man im sure they like you back. this is what rest stops on the interstate are like
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halfslashmoon · 2 days ago
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despite everything
basedt update
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24 whole pages... waow... here is a link to the first page in the bunch... go to them
I have posted (most of) my page buffer and hit pause on Basedt updates for the near future. I don't have a drawing tablet or most of my art tools anymore because of the housefire, and I don't really know when I'm going to be back in action, so I can't estimate when Basedt will return. I'm scratching at the walls to get back to it, though. I just want to draw
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halfslashmoon · 3 days ago
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despite everything
basedt update
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24 whole pages... waow... here is a link to the first page in the bunch... go to them
I have posted (most of) my page buffer and hit pause on Basedt updates for the near future. I don't have a drawing tablet or most of my art tools anymore because of the housefire, and I don't really know when I'm going to be back in action, so I can't estimate when Basedt will return. I'm scratching at the walls to get back to it, though. I just want to draw
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halfslashmoon · 3 days ago
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An interesting thing I want to note is that in this dream I was the passenger. I used to mainly experience driving as a passenger, but since 2021 I've become increasingly the Designated Driver in most places, just because it's an activity I am known to enjoy. But I have very fond memories of times when other people drove me around.
Driving with an unnamed friend. Stop to shoot photos. He's in a hurry to get going before dark. We make it back to the highway at dusk. The sky is sickly orange. Ahead of us, above the horizon, there is a pitch black spot. It grows until it encompasses a big chunk of the horizon. Then we're in the next town over and it's mid morning. Our car is gone. A local mechanic tells us we're lucky to be alive.
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halfslashmoon · 3 days ago
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Driving with an unnamed friend. Stop to shoot photos. He's in a hurry to get going before dark. We make it back to the highway at dusk. The sky is sickly orange. Ahead of us, above the horizon, there is a pitch black spot. It grows until it encompasses a big chunk of the horizon. Then we're in the next town over and it's mid morning. Our car is gone. A local mechanic tells us we're lucky to be alive.
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halfslashmoon · 4 days ago
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You still have time. Another casualty of the software upgrade. Probably fixable but it would need some big creative changes and I would rather just Not for like 40000 reasons. Still. Transes you.
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halfslashmoon · 4 days ago
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#me
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halfslashmoon · 4 days ago
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I've seen posts about goncharov over the years and it's caused me to sometimes just say things about goncharov to myself. I've got goncharov echolalia
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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
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halfslashmoon · 4 days ago
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*half life scientist voice* hello *barks at you*
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halfslashmoon · 6 days ago
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Experiencing some technical troubles getting this uploaded but surge xt, my beloved, my beloved, my beloved, Ah!!!!
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halfslashmoon · 6 days ago
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scientists used brain scans of comatose patients to observe the last thing they saw before they died. all of them saw the same thing: the surge xt interface
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halfslashmoon · 7 days ago
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bad news. treat tasted good but is sitting slightly badly in my stomach. going to the hospital so they can swap it out for a different treat
-didn't cry or act weird at the Very Serious And Important Function That We Have To Do Today Ugh
-waiting for a treat, bravely, heroically even
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halfslashmoon · 7 days ago
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don't worry guys
-didn't cry or act weird at the Very Serious And Important Function That We Have To Do Today Ugh
-waiting for a treat, bravely, heroically even
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