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 you MEME miette? you exploit her manner of speaking like the cheeseburger?

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being a writer in your 20s is just. im going to be under the poverty line forever. im going to be a multi-millionaire. im writing the next great american novel. I have to look up the spelling of “brie”. im going into journalism. no else knows how to write. im a genius. im illiterate. I need an editor. I need to buy a typewriter. no one else is allowed to read what I write. I can’t afford groceries. 

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Stay hydrated <3

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Aysgarth, North Yorkshire

(we.love.england on Instagram)

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“First Time Since Early 2020” via xkcd.com

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accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

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NEW OCEAN JUST DROPPED???

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weatherboy (derogatory)

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me: bo burnham’s song is fine and i like it and he is the exception to this, but in general i think a lot of white men who make jokes about white women are just making misogynistic jokes in general and then tacking ‘white’ onto it to make it seem progressive. this does not mean we shouldn’t talk about how white women are often foundational to upholding white supremacy but i am uncomfortable with white men in particular using it as an excuse to make misogynistic jokes that have nothing to do with those critiques whatsoever

a bunch of commenters who are incapable of reading comprehension: but bo burnham’s song was good and it wasn’t misogynistic!!

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“ooh you hate cops but who are you gonna call when you get robbed?” uhhhhh your moms house? a great tragedy has befallen me and i need to have sex immediately

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not even one meme for that “gotta be one of my favorite genders” has been better than the original perfect image 

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sodom and garfunkel