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I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

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HOES?

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i need to stop picking at my face but the problem is theres Textures On There and i would prefer if there Werent

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a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

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Reasons for watching a new show:

Good reviews ❎

Societally popular❎

Been on my watch list for 75 years❎

5 people on my dash have been blogging about it for a couple days and I’ve read several meta posts about it that I want to actually understand ✔️✔️✔️✔️

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If you ever need reassurance that you’re smart I’ll share the fact I found out rice isn’t a noodle and it’s actually a plant literally last year

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Kids will chase each other and make the kinda sounds you'd make if you were being gutted and skinned alive for fun

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🤠🤠🤠🤠

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I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

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aw fuck i activated stinky keys

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the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

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it was so cool when aragorn advanced far enough into the story that the master sword had to be delivered to him