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does anyone have the foggiest

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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy

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once advanced zen students have mastered their meditations on the sound of one hand clapping, they move on to contemplation of the pey wet. the classic phrasing of this koan states "there's no pea. it's just wet. but you can taste the pea."

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the problem with being someone who 1) lives in mountain lion range 2) enjoys night hiking is that there is a nonzero chance my last words will be "oh fugg a gougar"

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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica

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i will start sitting in a clearing holding a small stone and rubbing it with my hand for 10000 years to learn how to empathize with the river bed

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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My Pokemon head canon is that if you were holding an Aron and she wanted to go down she would do the little cat thing where they wiggle until they leap out of your arms gracefully except Aron is made mostly out of solid steel and would land with the impact tungsten cube, dent the floor, cause permanent structural damage to the foundation, and then stand up and happily trot along like she didn't do anything

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is it me being an oversensitive prick for not rocking with the wording of this post

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is it me being an oversensitive prick for not rocking with the wording of this post

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STOP TRYING TO GAME STREAMING FROM THE CLOUD A THING. MOST OF US AREN'T RICH ENOUGH TO AFFORD THE 69 GIGASHITS PER 420 TERAFARTS FAST INTERNET NEEDED TO MAKE IT TOLERABLE

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dr jekyll and dr hyde. jekyll takes the potion and nothing happens at all for like a decade so he assumes it’s a failure and moves on. then it turns out hyde was just earning his doctorate so they’d be on equal standing when he did all those things

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im streaming again these days, you should check in sometime!

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hey here's a website for downloading any video or image from any website.

works w/ youtube, soundcloud, twitch, twitter (gifs and videos), tumblr (video and audio), and most other websites you're probably lookin to download stuff off of.