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Hearing about the secret Slack channels and text threads and email chains everyone was using to hide the Entire Castle from Sam is extremely funny on its own, and even funnier because at the same time, Sam was stressing himself and probably the other half of the cast and crew out trying to hide 100k and a dad from Jacob Wysocki. Layers upon fucking layers of deception happening over at Normal Comedy Show Dot Com.

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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better

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(parent feeding a baby in the 1800s before airplanes were invented) here comes the nothing

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“we need a slur for-” the word you’re looking for is insult. those exist. they can be highly effective too

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evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

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i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again

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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

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we're so back

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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hate when u agree with the sentiment of a post but not the condescending tone . Why dont we do a cool prank that's called being kind for no reason and speaking respectfully Even on the internet

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marvel: we just don’t want to be political

james gunn: every character is bisexual, has slept together, AND a recurring theme is going to be murdering nazis

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we have all noticed that "self-care" basically ended up as a replacement word for "pampering" in a marketing lexicon and not as an active set of behaviours intended to allow the body and brain to adequately rest and revive in the face of the ceaseless crushing grind of capitalism yes

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Something about Shauna wearing Jackie’s shirt while beating up Lottie

Something about Lottie wearing Laura Lee’s dress when axing the scientist

Something about how the deaths of Jackie and Laura Lee were the first push in what lead to Shauna and Lottie doing those things

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the more I think about my beloved ned stark, the more I think about that "he couldn't fit a whole woman in his head" quote from succession. not to compare logan roy to ned but i do think that ned suffers from misogynist blinders a lot of the time. he was aware that lyanna was Different (didn't adhere to patriarchal standards) and thinks of it mournfully. he views it as something that doomed her and wishes he had done something different to save her - but saving her would have somehow entailed ned breaking her out of her expected role as a woman and I don't think he was capable of that. He does his best as a girl dad but again he does fail his daughters to some extent through simply not being capable of seeing them as full people. he knows that Arya is unwilling and incapable of conforming, but he never even questions that she will grow up and marry and be a lady. he lets her train sword fighting, but doesn't think about the consequences of that decision. he never talks to sansa about the intrigue and plots if the court that she will have to navigate, and her naivite makes her easy to manipulate. ned never even considers that that is something she will encounter so doesn't prepare her for it. he has a happy marriage with catelyn in part because they both believe so strongly in what a Normal Marriage should be in westerosi patriarchal society, and he listens to her political advice because their worldview mostly belong to the same paradigm, so nothing Catelyn says truly challenges his view of how things should be. but catelyn also has a strong magical intuition (she understands magical omens on a much more intuitive level than anyone else around her, feeling dread, doom, etc when any foreshadowing happens in the text), but this is not something that they can share because ned can't believe in that without questioning the righteousness of Roberts rule. I think cersei is actually the closest ned comes to Grasping the Idea of a Woman in the story.

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you all know when cersei nukes kings landing I'll be on her side (#cerseishill4life) but know that I'll be pouring one out for the realest fakeass bitch who has ever lived margaery tyrell

she is 16. she was 3 times queen, 2 (soon to be 3) times widow. her husbands were gay, evil and 8. she was an accessory to regicide. she has an army of cousins. she was nice to sansa stark like 2 times which is more than most people can say tbh. her biggest opp is 33. she is an enemy of the church. she is pro choice. the people of westeros think she is princess diana. the fandom, d&d and cersei lannister gave her gay rumours for literally no reason. she has a gay brother. she is currently manipulating a 8yo by playing dolls with him. her grandmother is olenna tyrell. she is renting a triplex on prime real estate inside cersei lannister's brain. she is 16.

RIP margaery tyrell you would've loved green apple vapes, skipping class to smoke weed with the girlz and the word pansexual 😔