halhole

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"not everything is about guyhal" unreal and untrue

[halhole]

STOP voting Guy in the mpreg polls and START voting Hal. I wanna be the one to get my boyfriend pregnant not the one getting pregnant!!!!

[halhole]

stop voting guy!!! I am not getting pregnant!!!

Propaganda:

Dick Grayson

1. he gets tied up so nicely and lots of his villains want to breed him let's be real

2. He yearns to be a mother by taking in children that their older manipulative fathers should actually be taking care of (e.g. Damian Wayne and Rose Wilson)

Guy Gardner

Despite the fact the world does not deserve his children (they will cause the apocalypse), imagine Guy Gardner caressing his pregnant stomach. He stands on Oa, holding his belly, with Tora holding him from behind and both dreaming of the amazing parents they'll become and the angels (monsters) they'll raise (to bring forth the apocalypse)

[halhole]

Propaganda:

Dick Grayson

1. he gets tied up so nicely and lots of his villains want to breed him let's be real

2. He yearns to be a mother by taking in children that their older manipulative fathers should actually be taking care of (e.g. Damian Wayne and Rose Wilson)

Guy Gardner

Despite the fact the world does not deserve his children (they will cause the apocalypse), imagine Guy Gardner caressing his pregnant stomach. He stands on Oa, holding his belly, with Tora holding him from behind and both dreaming of the amazing parents they'll become and the angels (monsters) they'll raise (to bring forth the apocalypse)

[halhole]

can you imagine hal jordans credit score

[halhole]

This meme was brought to you by someone who just said paarthurnax to refer to Hal

And felt so stupid she had to make a meme

[halhole]

sooo tired of seeing text posts implying Hal is an idiot compared to Bruce Wayne. shut up about him I don't care about him.

[halhole]

Another Hal for a good friend of mine

[halhole]

guy gardner hates batman bc he's met some of the robins and holy shit bats what do you mean they don't have IEPs. that kid clearly needs one. what do mean you don't let robin take adderall because it "dulls his mind". bats. bats. what do you mean you never took your traumatized child to therapy.

[halhole]

guykylehal eiffel tower

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I love the expressions in JLI sooooo much

Guy is thoroughly awful in this comic so far, but we absolutely need to bring back "Stick it up your belfry" for Batman.

[halhole]

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

[halhole]

Realizing alot of Guy's stories, intentionally or not, have an underlying theme of autonomy and taking it or having it taken

The casual ableism, the "Like a dog" Insults, space hell, being so so insistent on that bowlcut and the way he dresses and how he's a very good lantern, constantly having his ring threatened, red rings turning the user mindless at the start, and it goes on and on and on

[halhole]

boy howdy do i hope big blue makes a move!!!

[halhole]

pull your boxers down we need to talk.

[halhole]

I just be chilling not horny at all then realize I should go beat it, and listen. It’s always the right answer

[halhole]

happy guy gardner saturday sunday!!!!!!!!!!!