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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL

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Microdosing on a true experience of beauty by living a single human life from beginning to end

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i implore you all to watch this video that my mom took and sent me

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questions to ask prospective presidential candidates:

what are your stances on cross-continental horse races

how far are you willing to go to find the dismembered corpse parts of jesus christ in the name of national defense

do you do dirty deeds done dirt cheap or merely filthy acts at a reasonable price

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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to have chitinous mandibles

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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

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popular fanon will kill patient. he needs source material to live.

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silliest girl in the torture dungeon 

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Now, I’m not pointing any fingers, but someone did open the Bog Mummy’s secret sarcophagi. I know this because we are swamp cursed.

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that fish was only 21? they should have been at the glub! recwntly i have dreamed at night of sprouting insectile mandibles from my face and using them to tear people apart

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the experience of animal in your house never gets old. fuck yes dude there's an animal in here. did you guys know about the animal

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In switzerland straight up frankin’ it and by “it” lets jusst say… my stein

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hmm. the tale you're telling me is not unlike the legend of the penis,

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according to the prophecy we all need to chill out and have a beer

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So you’re cool with joking about indiscriminate murder

girl do you really have time for this when i’m literally about to kill you with my powers