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danica: Anyone is old enough to be a stepchild. danica: And, you're about as ancient as a newly birthed butterfly. danica: You know how there are new and old souls? danica: Yeah. danica: ... danica: Can't rob us if you don't know how to access the Cayman account. danica: Furthermore, if I can't finish this audit, you can't rob what we don't have. danica: ... danica: That puts into strong question your relationship with a nearly six-foot model. danica: Always want what you can't have, do you? danica: Please don't hit on anymore of our employed company. danica: I don't need to be a grandmother at forty.

sebastian: an expert are you? sebastian: me? sebastian: i'm ancient sebastian: old enough to be your stepson sebastian: ... sebastian: you? probably sebastian: me? not a chance sebastian: therefore i will do my best to rob you both blind before this day ever comes sebastian: ... sebastian: all my fans are perverts danica sebastian: it's a package deal sebastian: ... sebastian: why not? sebastian: she's not your type? sebastian: she's cute sebastian: i love when short women scold me

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danica: If it hurts, then your partner was doing it wrong. danica: It goes: tongue, fingers, a dilator/toy, and then THE dilator/toy/prick. danica: Also, "backdoor". How old are you? danica: ... danica: Will he take me with him? danica: I've always found New York a little bitterly cold. danica: ... danica: Perverts? I thought you didn't mind people look at your adonis body or whatever you waxed poetic about. danica: You're not keen on calling them fans anymore? danica: ... danica: I am not going to help you flirt with your lawyer. danica: You have her number. danica: ... danica: I reckon you can't even flirt.

sebastian: i don't know sebastian: i feel like there's plenty of information out there sebastian: it's not my fault people love me sebastian: ... sebastian: funny sebastian: i'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore sebastian: by the way that hurts sebastian: ... sebastian: do you realize that's his secret stash to flee the country when his crimes eventually catch up with him? sebastian: anyways sebastian: it's your job your husband sebastian: you ask him about it sebastian: i'm sure he won't deny it sebastian: you're so in love after all sebastian: ... sebastian: it's too far away sebastian: ... sebastian: well that's gonna be a fun night sebastian: diving into an endless sea of perverts sebastian: ... sebastian: how is she? sebastian: she missed me?

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danica: You're disgusting. danica: And, yes, what a mighty plight it sounds like to be adored by those too uninformed to make an alternate choice. danica: ... danica: Really? danica: ... danica: Are you a virgin too, or? danica: ... danica: You do realize I am trying to keep your family in the black. You being withholding is not hurting me nearly as much as it hurts you. danica: Explaining for the sake of your lack of intellect. danica: ... danica: Novel idea? danica: Charge it, and stop bothering me. danica: ... danica: ... danica: Your lawyer already reached back out to me re: my request for an injunction on . . . certain photos. danica: Just so you're aware.

sebastian: Technically speaking sebastian: Her wallet is bigger than mine sebastian: Some girls just can't resist my sebastian: Defined abs and sebastian: Beautiful blue eyes sebastian: Huge cock sebastian: ... sebastian: It's a burden, really sebastian: ... sebastian: Never been spanked with someone's hand before sebastian: Had my hair pulled once sebastian: But never been spanked sebastian: ... sebastian: You don't know that sebastian: My innocence was murdered sebastian: ... sebastian: Ha sebastian: Yeah like he'd tell me sebastian: He probably keeps the code carved inside his own skin the way he's paranoid sebastian: Anyways even if I knew sebastian: I wouldn't tell you sebastian: ... sebastian: It's out of battery sebastian: And I'm bored

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danica: Fair and respectful counterpoint. danica: She's a beautiful woman who could do better than dating a manchild with a big wallet. danica: ... danica: Ha! danica: With my hand. danica: You wouldn't rather like a whip in my hand. danica: ... danica: Not nearly enough people have been murdered here for it to be sufficiently haunted. danica: We can make it one more if you'd like? danica: ... danica: Darling, I'd pick a viper pit over you. danica: ... danica: ... danica: He has a what? danica: Fucking hell. danica: What's the account information? danica: ... danica: Didn't you say you had something that vibrates that could keep you company?

sebastian: big tiara sebastian: with lots of sparkly things on top sebastian: ... sebastian: she doesn't really sebastian: she dates me sebastian: ... sebastian: see? sebastian: evil sebastian: ... sebastian: like sebastian: with a paddle or a whip or sebastian: ... sebastian: come oooon sebastian: you're the only other person awake in this haunted manor sebastian: are you really choosing spreadsheets over me? sebastian: ... sebastian: it doesn't matter anyways you know sebastian: he has a secret account in the cayman islands it's not accounted for he thinks nobody knows about sebastian: forget the spreadsheets they're dumb sebastian: come spend time with me sebastian: ... sebastian: this is child neglect

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danica: When I need you on my side the most, you aren't there. danica: It's a no to the dress, but a yes to the tiara? danica: Fuck off. danica: ... danica: You are infuriating. danica: Oh, at least your partner has a good sense about her. danica: My, my, what will I ever do without your approval? danica: Perhaps I will sit and cry. danica: Or, perhaps I could ask the chauffeur to drive me around for ice cream, given that I'm not the one with a jailer's sock on. danica: ... danica: I can moonlight as someone who would spank you for bad behaviour. danica: Go get a confidant. danica: But, do try and complain more quietly. danica: These spreadsheets won't formulate themselves.

sebastian: i don't know sebastian: i think you'd look kind of cute in a tiara sebastian: ... sebastian: well sebastian: you're right about that sebastian: i am infuriatingly charming aren't i? sebastian: anyways sebastian: she likes you sebastian: i'm the one who thinks you're evil sebastian: ... sebastian: can't you moonlight as a nurse? sebastian: :(

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danica: Evidence doesn't need to be gathered. danica: You hand it out like communion wafers. danica: You wouldn't put me in something so hideous as to include a tiara, would you? danica: ... danica: I'm hardly bossy. danica: You've just never met someone you couldn't charm the pants off of. danica: Hence witch or bitch or whatever you and Daisy snigger about. danica: Noisily. danica: ... danica: Which am I: a lawyer or a nurse? danica: You're literally on your mobile now. danica: If you want your little ice cream, you can order your little ice cream. danica: Else? Suffer.

sebastian: on the off chance you're gathering evidence against me sebastian: i don't think i should say sebastian: ... sebastian: god sebastian: you sound just like my lawyer now sebastian: ... sebastian: you're so bossy sebastian: you'd be good at lawyering sebastian: ... sebastian: gross sebastian: you're now responsible for my stomach ache sebastian: and you should come nurse me back to health sebastian: ... sebastian: i don't want to sebastian: can't you order it for me?

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danica: Oh? danica: And, what would you rather I be in? danica: ... danica: Christ, Sebastian, you're made of money and you represented yourself in court? danica: Aren't you supposed to have an iota of intelligence? danica: Modicum of self-preservation? danica: ... danica: Love. danica: And, the retention of the aforementioned funds in the face of a billionaire who likes to bribe judges. danica: You need to have money to bribe. danica: ... danica: You're such a baby, you know? danica: Order it on your mobile like a normal boy.

sebastian: questionable sebastian: no tiny person should ever be in a princess dress sebastian: it's gonna swallow you whole sebastian: ... sebastian: ha sebastian: in theory anyways sebastian: you have met cops yes? sebastian: i can guarantee you that boat had been useful for the first time in its sad miserable life sebastian: even if the judge didn't like this argument sebastian: ... sebastian: i don't wanna see anyone i'm sad :( sebastian: ... sebastian: what do you mean work? sebastian: what's the point of marrying an ancient billionaire if you're still working? sebastian: and if you say love sebastian: i'm gonna barf

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danica: Shall we just agree that I'm correct and you're not? danica: I do think that would be rather easy for us both. danica: ... danica: Yes, darling, they do what your lovely father so dutifully avoids paying taxes for. danica: ... danica: What about your long list of those willing to climb stone trellises? danica: Everyone slumbering? danica: ... danica: Your whinging is interfering with my work.

sebastian: i might be constantly drunk sebastian: but i'm not deaf you know? sebastian: ... sebastian: well sebastian: i can't go sebastian: as it turns out you can't just 'hijack a patrol boat' because they need it sebastian: to fight crime or whatever sebastian: anyways eunice is not working at this hour sebastian: and who else is gonna fetch it for me and bring it into my bedroom? sebastian: ... sebastian: this is just the worst day

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danica: Well, mice are rather quiet. danica: I don't imagine I entirely see the point you're ceding. danica: ... danica: How do you know if this mouse rides? danica: ... danica: Oh, would you like a list? danica: And, come off it, anyways. As if someone from this house wouldn't fetch you some. danica: Or worse, you wouldn't go off and fetch it yourself.

sebastian: sure sebastian: you're as quiet as mouse riding a tractor sebastian: ... sebastian: no judgement i'm just saying sebastian: i mean a little judgement but sebastian: ... sebastian: oh great sebastian: why am i being punished?

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danica: ... danica: I am not. danica: ... danica: When? danica: ... danica: The consequence of your life of crime sounds truly dreadful. danica: I think we're out of cookie dough, by the way. danica: We do have sherbet.

sebastian: to be fair sebastian: so are you sebastian: ... sebastian: ... sebastian: that's alright sebastian: i think i'll have a quiet night sebastian: watch a movie and have a bowl of cookie dough ice cream or something

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danica: It's more than a challenge; it's a promise. danica: Besides, I rather like being out of the house when you have guests over. danica: Some are rather noisy. danica: ... danica: That's quite alright. He has... his own preoccupations of late. danica: As do I. danica: ... danica: So, shall I? danica: Make myself scarce for your vertically empowered company?

sebastian: alright alright sebastian: if you want to hunt down my nudes sebastian: i'm powerless to stop you sebastian: ... sebastian: well sebastian: you've clearly never been to a white collar one sebastian: is that a challenge sebastian: because if they can climb up a pole i think they can climb up a window sebastian: ha sebastian: well sebastian: he will sebastian: sorry about that

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danica: ... danica: ... danica: No. danica: It's not alright. danica: ... danica: I'll get someone working on it. danica: And, in particular, no. I will not be looking. danica: ... danica: Ha! It feels like jail, he says. danica: I don't think people have employees that starch their collars and draw baths, in jail. danica: I'll compromise: if someone can scale the wall of our house without making a scene, I'll make myself scarce. danica: Hell, I'm surprised no one's come knocking at the door. To find out you've been put under house arrest via a text is... surprising. danica: Does your father know?

sebastian: ... sebastian: it's not that horrible sebastian: i'm a decent performer sebastian: ... sebastian: i mean sebastian: it's alright sebastian: i'm over it by now sebastian: ... sebastian: but sebastian: ... sebastian: thank you sebastian: ... sebastian: ... sebastian: maybe sebastian: but you're the one indulging me sebastian: ah sebastian: it feels like jail sebastian: thank you for asking sebastian: ... sebastian: maybe i should text someone to climb up my window sebastian: that's still allowed isn't it?

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danica: . . . danica: That's horrible. danica: Impermissibly, you mean? danica: Is there anything we can to to try and scrub it? danica: I'm keenly aware... of how attempts to rid things can make them more prominent. But, I'm certain we can cross that bridge later. danica: . . . danica: You're really overvaluing the space you take up in my brain. danica: I'm enjoying not being bothered in person by you. danica: How are you enjoying your bedroom, Rapunzel?

sebastian: fine sebastian: send the video sebastian: i dare u sebastian: go on sebastian: i could use new blackmail material sebastian: ... sebastian: you could you know sebastian: all you have to do is google sebastian: there's a loooooooooot of leaked nudes and videos sebastian: i'm telling you sebastian: it's pretty sebastian: i'm so moved you'll be thinking of me then <3 sebastian: ... sebastian: haha sebastian: as if you really wanted me out of the house sebastian: we both know this place is much more fun with me in it sebastian: like everywhere else sebastian: ... sebastian: what are you doing?

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danica: Well, you've not yet seen me and him. danica: I'll ask again, would you prefer that photo or video? danica: ... danica: I very much do not know what you dick looks like, and, frankly, that's so far that's the highlight of being your stepmother. danica: Prettier, Sebastian? danica: It's a cock, not a painting. danica: I'll be thrilled to evaluate your father's state the next time he's in my mouth. danica: ... danica: The amex doesn't turn into ashes? danica: If the curse is broken, does that mean you'll finally get out of this home? danica: I swear I can hear you whinging from the library.

sebastian: I've seen it live more than once sebastian: Nothing can scare me after that sebastian: ... sebastian: Coward sebastian: Come over here and break it yourself sebastian: ... sebastian: We both know my cock is as close to wonderful as a cock can be sebastian: You know sebastian: Similar to that limp thing between your care recipient's legs but sebastian: bigger and prettier sebastian: and without wrinkles sebastian: or the need for pills for it to stay up sebastian: ... sebastian: when my father passes you're gonna wake up next to a pile of ashes and a black amex card sebastian: good luck vacuuming that up sebastian: but hey maybe he can finally learn something postmortem

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danica: Do you want me to send it to you? danica: Would you prefer photo or video? danica: ... danica: I hope you break a leg. danica: ... danica: If it did, that suggests a rather sorry state for your cock. I send my condolences. danica: The ego makes sense, then, though. danica: ... danica: When your father passes, he's going on my mantle. danica: It seems classless to store him next to sex toys.

sebastian: i don't believe you sebastian: nobody wants to keep a momento of that horror show sebastian: are the nightmares not enough? sebastian: ... sebastian: please sebastian: last week i was looking down the balcony and i thought you were a garden gnome until you started moving sebastian: ... sebastian: did too sebastian: ... sebastian: i didn't sebastian: the judge plays golf with your future bedside urn

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danica: I don't have many references of your father looking down the bridge of his nose at me . . . I'm happy to share what photos of him I do have. danica: He's not the only Valmont to dislike pants. danica: . . . danica: Pocket sized? danica: What am I, a pen in a protector? danica: You and your father are gargantuan. I'm regular. danica: . . . danica: You and myself would be the only knows to know if the shoe fits. danica: And, I don't particularly reckon it fit for you. danica: . . . danica: Who did you bribe to only get house arrest?

sebastian: 🙄🙄 sebastian: yet you're marrying one sebastian: ... sebastian: fine sebastian: but it's coming off after pictures sebastian: ... sebastian: well of course i can sebastian: but somebody has to punish him for his sins too sebastian: ... sebastian: you know sebastian: how are you pocket sized sebastian: did you brother got all the tall genes sebastian: ... sebastian: i wasn't talking about you sebastian: but you know sebastian: if the shoe fits

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danica: You're under house arrest. danica: Surely, if I wanted you kneeling, all I would have to do would be to enter. danica: I don't particularly find pompous, anti-egalitarian men looking down the bridge of their noses to be attractive. So, no. Biblical knowledge is not sexy. danica: . . . danica: You'll look fine in a white tie. And you will wear it. And you won't whine about it to me. danica: . . . danica: You can move, Sebastian. danica: Well, certainly not now. You're in the handcuffs of the law. danica: . . . danica: . . . danica: ' How do you explain you then? ' danica: What does that mean? danica: . . . danica: What convinces you I'd be so unhappy? danica: Or, are you throwing a prayer out there to the gods that I'm so numb in my skull I grant you your wish and melt into a puddle like the true witch I am. danica: Sorry, or maybe you use a ' b ' instead.

sebastian: is my bible knowledge sexy to you? sebastian: should i send you pictures of me kneeling sebastian: ... sebastian: sure sebastian: but c'mon sebastian: but there's no reason why we shouldn't still look good while it burns sebastian: ... sebastian: hey sebastian: i pay for my sins everyday sebastian: living under the same roof as a prehistoric tyrant sebastian: what sebastian: is he taller than me? sebastian: how do you explain you then? sebastian: ... sebastian: i'm not an unhappily married trophy wife planning to be a widow yet so sebastian: no