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also brittany snow is having graphic lesbian sex in literally every episode of this show, which i understand a certain contingent of the internet has been waiting for since 2012

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RHYS DARBY in Star Trek: Strange New Worlds S3E2

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7-year-old: [points to my saw 2004 tattoo] what’s that?

me: it’s a saw. It’s from a movie.

7yo: what does it do?

me: I think it’s usually used to cut wood

7yo: no but what does it cut in the movie?

me:

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STAR TREK: LOWER DECKS 5.07 “Fully Dilated”

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Sometimes I get asks about why I always put a black circle in front of my face in selfies on here. I don’t. That’s what my face is. I look like one of the TV robots from Saga

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I gotta stop sarcastically signing texts “yours in Christ” someone’s gonna punch me

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was anyone going to tell me our great yellow sun had turned me into a ginge again

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iwtv is better than other queer shows bc it's not about them being queer it's about every single character being the most insufferable woe-is-me mfs known to man

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I really believe in the Dead Internet theory, because I have been trying to sell my couch on Facebook marketplace for two weeks and got nothing but dozens of obvious bots. this place is a fucking cyber cesspool. except Tumblr where someone once told me to kill myself over a comment about Dan Egan being in his 30s. That’s something only human beings do

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the coldplay scandal wouldn't have happened at a mountain goats concert because being in a dysfunctional relationship involving cheating is a requirement of entering the venue

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I’m constantly seeing these posts about how people need to bravely and loudly say fuck off to Harry Potter and all it’s hateful author represents and I’m like sure, I agree, but I also have not seen one single person taking about it in like four years. Is this one of those things where you argue against no one in the shower because you like to hear your points in a list. Or is this still a real problem I’ve avoided because I’m 29 and have friends who mostly discuss that horrible reality show and the musicals of Stephen Sondheim

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awhile back tech job was trying to decide if they need a presence at SDCC and we were like please don't make me get punched in the face by some girl dressed as the winter soldier. or worse, congratulated in the face by some guy dressed as the winter soldier

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I am a huge anti-modern panopticon person who vehemently believes we should not be filming strangers against their will but if those two coldplay people hadn't jumped like cartoon cats being electrocuted upon being caught this would not have gone viral. cheat calmly, you're adults

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Also I think it would be funny if he and Jon Lovett were still together because when it came out Weinstein had black ops people stalking him for I’m-gonna-blackmail-your-lover reasons for weeks but had to give up because all Lovett did was “go to work and play video games” I laughed for ten full minutes

God I wish Ronan Farrow was still walking around with his 2017 levels of power and influence

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God I wish Ronan Farrow was still walking around with his 2017 levels of power and influence