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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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i liek time loops. i think it would be nice. repetition. a routine. u know every possibility of what happens from here. u've tried every possibility. there's nothing to surprise u. ur omniscient. ur just not free.

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An offering to lesbian tumblr. Now stop reblogging that creepy ai to my dash

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favorite tweets

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i think it would be really hot to just be treated as like a test subject. fully restrain me and start playing with my tdick just to see how i react. the only reason i’d cum is just so you can see what it looks like, not for my pleasure. i wanna be toyed with and experimented on. also maybe you’d have latex gloves on

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big spoon groping little spoon in their sleep. you agree. reblog.

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i made this exactly one year ago and i still think the idea for it is good

it can happen to you every moment PSA please dont rotate 2d creatures

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fucking nerd *almost passes out from horniness*

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boys squirting. you agree.

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put that twink in a skirt and crop top that doesn't fully cover his tits and jack him off in public wednesday

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hairy chests. you agree. reblog

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“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

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this account is gonna be boyfriend posting only from now on

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pro tip! if you command a transmasc to do something and call them a pretty boy, they will black out and do whatever you ask and soak through their underwear. hope this helps!