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you watch rick and morty?

ye

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in a stroke of art, my ap chemistry teacher accidentally sent our class a picture of her cat

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why don’t you have a piece of bread and maybe you’ll calm down

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SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT

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Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

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I’ll be your dirk I love roleplaying hot yaoi

No dirks on MSPARP... Sadfaced.

Seriously, Im on as Jake all the time, and I never EVER see a dirk…

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me too i luv homestuck

Someone should draw Dave strider on the Spinner from twilight princess, wearing the hero’s clothes

How bad ass would that be

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I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

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The signs as zodiac signs

Aries: Taurus Taurus: Sagittarius Gemini: Leo Cancer: Libra Leo: Capricorn Virgo: Scorpio Libra: Gemini Scorpio: Aries Sagittarius: Aquarius Capricorn: Virgo Aquarius: Pisces Pisces: Cancer

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bye i love this

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Cutthroat Kitchen

Alton Brown: I want a grilled cheese

that one contestant: I grew up on grilled cheese, I eat it every day for breakfast, once I fucked a grilled cheese

contestants: *go shopping*

that one contestant: I look down at the basket, and I realize I forgot the bread and cheese

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Genji and/or 76 oral headcanons @-@

Awww yeah, gimme the robotboy

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Having been a playboy in his heyday, he knows all the insand outs of oral – both giving and receiving – but now that he’s in his newbody, he’s a teeny bit more reserved

Hesitant when first propositioned to be on the receiving enddue to his new “enhancements”

Still just as sensitive as any human man and prone toclimaxing fairly early since he hasn’t fucked in a good while

His cock is

Responds with breathy groans and the occasional plea for youto never stop

Starts steaming when he’s close

Hands in the giver’s hair, no matter what

His cum is somewhat fluorescent and safe to swallow, thoughhe prefers to finish on his partners rather than in them for visual appeal

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The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.

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Juzo ‘I Hate Normal People” Sakakura :)

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i’m absolutely screaming my 6th graders had to write essays about their favorite celebrities and one girl wrote hers about abraham lincoln