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they should invent joints that don’t hurt

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

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Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

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Sometimes family can be a bard, an escaped slave who can earth bend, a guy with a headband whose fists are rated E for everybody, a capitalist hating sweetheart, a certified MILF™ with a Russian accent, and a guy who fucked a vampire with 0 push towards it, he just wanted to fuck him, and the said vampire.

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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!

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Neither the original Castlevania show, nor Castlevania Nocturne are in any way shape or form misogynistic. At the very least, they are light years above their source material.

Both shows however are extremely momphobic. If you are a mom that isn't a part of the main, ensemble cast, then you're dropping dead, sweetheart.

• Lisa Ţepeş (later revived).

• Lydie Belmont (Juste's deceased wife)

• Julia Belmont

• Esther (Annette's mother)

• Tera (Edit added: I should specify that Tera ain't dead. But she is a vampire now, so...)

Honorable Mentions go to:

Trevor's mom.

Hector's mom, whom he murdered.

Sypha's mom.

That one woman in Gresit from the first season who had to wake up to her baby's empty, bloody crib. (Not motherless, but close).

As someone with severe mommy issues, I don't actually know how to feel...

Thanks, Castlevania. I guess.

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sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

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I believe in you.

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