22yrsWitch of LifeCHARGES MY [REDACTED] BEAM 𝓡𝓸𝔁𝓪𝓼 (Auditioning to be Junker Queen's sex ) Chronic Retail WorkerHal strider but a furry
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୨୧┇꒰ pochaco , sonico , & taruco choco themed graphx ꒱ .. creds not needed , but always appreciated !! (* ´ ꒳ `*) no kin / id / me tags for pochaco ...
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medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.
me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you
peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali
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I’ve seen this new trend of girls posting videos like “I hate my boyfriend for bringing all of his stupid boy things into our apartment when we moved in together 🙄” and then pictures of his hot wheels collection or a Halloween skeleton or an extremely cool pirate flag. Give him to me you do not deserve him.
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I hope dirk puts Hal's shades on a fleshlight and fucks it really pathetically while Hal smugly degrades him. Anyways.
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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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them: you better not be gay wolf when i come over
my gay wolf ass:

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Sigh* i love him so much guys
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Lucky friend 🍀
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Old and new friends...
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