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Maddie: I’m done with boys!

Maddie: I mean, I’ve never started with them

Maddie: but I’m done

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will, as a kid: i can’t wait till i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT!

will, as a ranger: [crawling into bed at 6:30] oh thank god

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david: gilan, can i speak to you for a minute?

gilan: oooh, someone’s in trouble!

gilan: it’s me. i don’t know why i did that.

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gilan: [goes into the kitchen to get some late night snacks]

will: [t-posing in the corner, eyes wide and face lit only by the light from the fridge]

gilan: uh. want some cheetos?

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gilan, putting honey in his coffee: hell yeah get that bean juice you sexy sexy bee sauce

will: gil, do you take constructive criticism on your sentences?

gilan: absolutely not.

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will: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE’S, DO WANT APPLES OR BEES?

horace, lost and bewildered: …bees?

will: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

horace: wait–

gilan: [approaches while threateningly shaking a jar of bees]

horace: WAIT–

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horace: my head hurts

will: that’s just your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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will: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?

halt: you’re a hazard to society.

gilan: and a coward. do twenty.

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horace: how long are we going to let him do that?

halt, pinching the bridge of his nose: just… just give him a minute. he’s very stubborn.

deparnieux: [still pushing on a door that is clearly labeled pull] I WILL PUSH IF I WANT TO PUSH

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gilan: that’s one of my greatest fears.

will: what is?

gilan: if i ever, like, regenerate as a biscuit…

will: you would eat yourself.

gilan: i wouldn’t even question it.

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will: are you

will: are you eating raw coffee beans

gilan: [chews silently for a bit, then swallows]

gilan: first of all, i don’t appreciate your accusations.

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will: halt goes to bed after us and is awake before us. does he even sleep?

gilan: i think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

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Spoilers for The Royal Ranger

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dear fans of TDP... please stop

okokokok I understand that there’s a deaf character who’s realy really REALLY cool. I agree that this character is absolutely stunning! I was bouncing off the walls to see a deaf character in this show- all of my sibling and I have tons of deaf and hard of hearing friends.

I understand that this is kind of new, to have a deaf character. I understand that it’s exciting. But please, please stop treating ASL as some sort of accessory that shows your devotion to tdp. 

ASL isn’t merch for this show. ASL is a real language.

There IS a deaf culture. Please stop ignoring deaf culture as you scramble to lean ASL just for fangirlish purposes.

ASL isn’t just like english. It’s incredibly different, in fact. In many ways, too.

Is it bad to learn ASL? No! I love love LOVE how so many people are being encouraged to learn this marvelous language! But, learning it just so you can be all like ‘omg i love this show i even learned sign language’ is incredibly rude.

I haven’t seen many fans doing this, but I have seen a few. I’m just hoping I can stop it before it becomes a big problem.

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Gren: Come on Amaya, I wasn’t that drunk.

Amaya, signing: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Gren: That’s because you are!

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Gren: Look. I know you’re an elf and I’m a human…but since we are both chained down here, why don’t we have a ch-

Runaan: Weren’t you part of the guard that tried to kill my niece?

Gren: …uh—-

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Roughly based on this nichijou skit dont prank your kids too hard