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like my absolute favourite clickhole thing from this year

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let’s cuddle with mama

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““Martha Washington often recalled the two saddest days of her life. The first was December 14, 1799 when her husband died. The second was in January 1801 when Thomas Jefferson visited Mount Vernon. As a close friend explained, “She assured a party of gentlemen, of which I was one…that next to the loss of her husband” Jefferson’s visit was the “most painful occurrence of her life.””

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Dying.

(via patsyjefferson)

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Congratulations // First Burn

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FYI, the Silmarillion has the word “unfriend” in it, so anytime you unfriend someone on Facebook that’s a silm reference

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object pokemon r cool. stop pretending these designs arent cool/cute

we have progressed past object pokemon slander. reblog if you are pro-object pokemon

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oh he's your 'right hand man'? for what, jerking you off?

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Reblog and put in the tags the first song that comes to mind when someone says “1, 2, 3, 4…”

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I made a thing pt.9.

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the scene where mobius kid loki and classic loki engage in an unironical discussion about whether alligator loki is really a loki was really fucking personal to me

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I'm just praying that mobius shows up in future marvel movies. can you even imagine thor's or valkyrie's reaction when they meet loki's bestie/boyfriend? Literally just a regular middle aged dude with a jetski obsession and a moustache. They'd love him right away of course but their first reaction would be GOLDEN. the god of mischief and his favorite little dude

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The look of pure joy on Loki's face when he saw Mobius and the sound of him excitedly saying his name singlehandedly added 50 years to my lifespan and I will not stop talking about it.

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Burr: h

Hamilton: You know what Aaron... I hate you, I hate your guts but you know what else? I want you to fuck me. Hard. Re-arrange my guts, Aaron. Fuck me like you love me but just know... I hate you.

the rest of the courtroom:

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LESLIE ODOM JR. 27th Screen Actors Guild Awards Portraits — April 4, 2021

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America, empatia, convivenza: Daveed Diggs apre il 2021 di Style