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#i put in an order with a specialized maker for food pellets made for my feline#i also got him rope infused with herbs that he enjoys so he may play enrich his mind and maintain wonderful teeth#too easy guys they'd be like#woah you have special food for your cat? he must be loved#yes he is
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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming
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Define "had sex" in whatever way seems fitting to you. We assume most people don't know the exact number; just make your best estimate.
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video is mildly funny but this comment killed me

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This is still one of the greatest things ever made.
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honestly i never thought the phrased “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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Hey hey do you think that Jiang Cheng ever woke up and realized hes known Jin Ling longer then he knew Jiang Yanli?
That he ever realized hes been without his sister and family longer than he ever had them? That hes been grieving longer he than she loved him for?
Do you think about how one day he'll realize Jin Ling is older than is Jiang Yanli ever was?
Do think he could remember the paths that were there before Lotus Pier burned? Would he be able to see the ghosts or does he just feel them with every breath? Does he ever find himself faced with a wall cause he was remembering and trying walk somewhere that doesnt exist anymore?
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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Top ten vanity plates ever spotted….no question
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Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being
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So wait are livestock guardian dogs to their flocks like… Clark Kent among the residents of Smallville? He’s been here since he was a baby, we all know him, and he’s… generally one-of-us shaped, uh, approximately. And then when something goes wrong he suddenly leaps into action and does some terrifying impossible shit none of us could do. And then comes back home and settles in like nothing happened and he’s one of us again.
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I thought the visuals to the conclave movie were so striking but then you see the real thing and it all makes sense

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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly
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