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Hiatus update

I'm going to be coming back this weekend no matter what, I'm supposed to be getting a new laptop but if not then I will be returning on mobile even though I can't use icons;

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So yes my hiatus will continue. I still don't have a computer and what I had save up is now going to my dog's surgery so I apologize to all the people I have threads with I'm so so sorry ;

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"Well lucky for ya' that sounds like my kind of deal. It's August 31st 2015."

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“Oh wow.” He could take me out with a flick of his finger for god’s sake. “Uhhh, I didn’t mean to do it?”

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"Those words never came out of my mouth." She started to put some more force behind her punches as she stepped at him.

“Yah, you seemed pretty rough out there.” Harley joked, a sly smirk on her face. Oh she was going to lose, but she was going to have fun doing it.

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Harley screamed when he grabbed her and tried to kick at him with her good leg. She was going to be locked up anyway's, she could be a brat and a pain in the ass all she wanted now. "At least I'm not some lacky for some assholes who can't do the job themselve's. Such a good boy for your master's aren't ya'. Or maybe your more of a bitch than I thought. Do you enjoy belly rubs?"

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“No, I am finishing this.” He hissed. Once he could start running, she wouldn’t be able to let go or else…splat. He thought he had her, but he really didn’t expect her to bite him. Pietro quickly dropped her as he winced in pain and took a swift step away. “Are you crazy? You think I am going to give up just because you bit me?” He scoffed, but it hurt a lot. 

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Harley walked down the dimly lit street, her heels clicking against the wet concrete as she hummed to herself. The sounds of the city could be heard in the distance, siren's a great contributor to the noise. The clown raised a eyebrow as she spotted a stranger on the sidewalk, she dropped her bat to her side and blew a large bubble with her gum. When her bubble popped she stopped in her tracks, only a few feet away from the strange man.

"I've lived here long enough to know when someone is lost, unfortunately for you, Gotham isn't a nice place to get lost butta'cup."

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Harley's finger's tapped against the cage bar's in anticipation as she watched the guard unlock her personal prison. His question made her stomach do a small flip, like a school girl spotting her crush. "I uh- I tried ta' sneak inta' Two-Face's little arms deal with Penguin, I thought the merchendies would be good and you'd be happy with the thing's I found. I managed to grab some stuff but then Two-Face shot me in the leg. When my cover was blown."

When she heard the key unlock her cage she eagerly pushed the door open, making the guard stumble back as she rushed over to Mista Jay. " 'm sorry Puddin'."

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thorssif:

bless Thor for giving Steve his first opportunity to get wasted in 70 years

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prattandscott:

The three stages of Peter Quill fangirling (insp.)

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royharperrs:

HOLY SHIT THEY DO I'mM CRYING

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Harley Quinn through the Arkham series

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Starter call !

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anonymous submission:

FYI my muse has a life outside of our threads! Send me a __ and I’ll describe an original NPC or unclaimed character who:

§   my character likes

±   my character dislikes

Φ   made my character’s day

×   upset my character

Σ   my character helped

€   my character hurt

↯   my character killed/wants dead

⇅   wants my character dead

♥   loves my character

∞   will always be remembered

≋   has been forgotten

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Send "You take such joy in pretending you're okay" to see how my muse reacts.

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A New Joke in the Book

"Oh wow." He could take me out with a flick of his finger for god’s sake. "Uhhh, I didn't mean to do it?"

likestofightcrime

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The clown was racing down the street, in her hand a nap-sack full of gold and guns she had taken from Two-Face. He owed her for stealing her mallet so she took enough to even out the stakes, but now she was being chased by his goons. She quickly ducked around a corner and knocked into something and fell to the ground hard. Harley groaned as she rubbed the back of her head. "God that hurt." @lostlittlegrounder