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This based off fan art but hc that Jon is the best at growing facial hair between him, Clark and Kon and if he wanted to he could grow a Gandalf length beard and has thought of doing so just to rub it in Kon’s face

Kon: “...”

Kon: “This is getting a bit ridiculous don't you think?”

Jon with a 8 inch long beard: “Just say you're jealous Kon. It's okay... Just admit it to yourself already”

Kon: “You look like you're about to tell me that I'm a wizard and then I'm going to have to spend the next 7 years of my teen adolescence fighting a 71-year-old who's a raging narcissist”

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Disney Princess Damian Wayne in which animals just. will not stop flocking towards him.

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Damiannn 🦇

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personal headcanon: Tim and Damian are actually pretty chill with each other and just play it up around the others to distract from bigger issues

Tim & Damian: *arguing*

Dick: Guys, it doesn’t matter who was here longer or who is the blood son, we love and value both of you equally

Jason, watching the TV: uh, Dick

Dick: Not right now,

Jason: DICK

Dick: You are your own people and you don’t need to pit yourselves against each other,

Tim: mmm good point.

Damian: I see…

*They leave*

Jason: DICK RED AND ROBIN BURNED DOWN A BATBURGER AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY

Dick: Probably a result of their arguments…

Jason: THERE IS FOOTAGE OF TIM SPREADING THE GASOLINE AND DAMIAN LIGHTING IT

Dick:

Dick: well at least there working together

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Imagine being so down bad that you can recognise your girl from scent alone, even when faced with an exact double of her.

And people say Bruce isn't utterly whipped for Talia. That man is OBSESSED and I love it.

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underrated friendship

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Both boys start to get antsy when apart for a little too long. It's a mix of Damian's separation anxiety and Jon's worry about Damian's separation anxiety. They start getting irritable and do take it out on the people around them.

Once they are back together they follow each other around for at least 2 weeks or more depending on how long they were apart.

When alone Damian throws himself into Jon's arms and sticks to him like velcro.

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Both boys start to get antsy when apart for a little too long. It's a mix of Damian's separation anxiety and Jon's worry about Damian's separation anxiety. They start getting irritable and do take it out on the people around them.

Once they are back together they follow each other around for at least 2 weeks or more depending on how long they were apart.

When alone Damian throws himself into Jon's arms and sticks to him like velcro.

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Bruce was all in for Damian having a normal teenage life.

That was until he caught him making out with Superman's son in the Batmobile.

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actually the best part of the new superman movie is the fact that lois and clark have been dating for only three months because that means clark fell so hard he told her his whole ass secret identity in 90 days. fucking u-haul lesbian behavior.

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can we PLEASEEEE talk about the supersons movie. I feel like we totally overlooked the fact that Jon, having known Damian for barely 24 hours, is willing to die with him to save the world???? Can we talk about that????

Like, immediately after meeting each other, Damian attempts to kill Jon. TWICE. And Jon is a very weird mix of confused/frustrated/annoyed/hurt, because this is his idols son, but also like what the heck dude?

Then Damian literally kidnaps him from his school. (what is it with damian kidnapping jon like is this their canon event or something). And Jon, having absolutely no idea what's going on, with zero reason to trust this dude after yunno, the attempted murder, just follows him without question, even leaving his mom behind to follow this volatile murder child.

Then bla bla bla, they go to the Fortress of Solitude, get to space, and fight the current titans and part of the justice league. Which is kinda insane considering Jon's had his powers for a day, but whatever. They're singlehandedly fighting this giant alien that even their fathers fell to, and when they realize "oh, what we're doing isn't enough" they don't just cut and run. Cuz let's be so real, whenever they were evacuating their dads, one of them couldve fit in that pod. But no. They stuck together, fully prepared to fall to their deaths, two near strangers bound together by circumstance and duty. Two twelve year olds. Jon had barely had his powers for 24 hours and he was already prepared to die for/with Damian.

And then they get saved, and are probably trauma bonded, and bla bls bla eventually become besties and partners in crime for the rest of their lives (we deny the bendis arc) but still.

Jon was willing to die for Damian after knowing him for only one day.

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Bats and Supes "maybe a traumatic experience will trigger more powers?"

dami "say less" *immediately pushes jon off of a ledge to see if he can fly*

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This is your daily reminder that Damian still had baby teeth as Robin.

Robin: Son of Batman #3

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Damian would absolutely have a slutty waist.

He takes after his mom with his lithe frame, but boys got muscle. Body toned and sharpened like a weapon in both strength and beauty.

Jon would abuse the fact Damian allows any physical touch from him well before they were official

Flying somewhere? Grab his waist and hoist him into his side. Sorry Damian don’t want to drop you now

Going in for a hug? Pull him in by his waist and keep his arms there. “Never really had many hugs before so seems normal enough” - Damian

Getting through a crowd? Grab that tiny waist with yo big ol’ hands Jon and shove him into your side, don’t want none of them rich silver spoons to disturb your mans now

Cheap tricks? Pulls that bullshit move when a guy goes “bet my hands can fit around your waist”.

Damian will never admit Jon’s hands make him hot and bothered

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Damian who talks more than Jon when they’re alone together

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Damian dating someone and Jon having to go “no it’s not me.” In an even more surprised tone when people start looking at him

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Thinking about the trope where Jon and Damian have to kiss each other as like a diversion and Jon bringing it up to his dad like “You ever kissed any of the Justice League members as a distraction for like a mission?” and Clark going “... Did you kiss Damian?”

Jon: “Woe, okay before I answer that—why is Damian your first choice? I have like five other teammates what if it was one of them?”

Clark: “... Was it one of them?”

Jon: “No. It was Damian and now I'm so confused”