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We’ll never die

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Imagine paying money to view a Tumblr post and all you get is this

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After ?two? years I log back into the hellsite and my inbox is just taken over by bots

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In my next life I will be reborn as #shepard.

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If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 08/15/2011 3:16:51 PM, it’s that #alistair takes up too much of my time.

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I’m thinking about getting a hamster and naming it after #jacob frye. Sound off in the replies if this is a bad idea.

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ＡＵＴＯＤＥＳＫ  ＭＡＫＥＳ  ＱＵＡＬＩＴＹ ＳＯＦＴＷＡＲＥ

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getting hyped over the new pokemon game but then remembering you don’t have a switch

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alright

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leon: shoots mr. x, removing his hat

mr. x, immediately:

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I’m sorry everyone, I just really needed to share my experience with RE2 so far.

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“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

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tumblr devs:

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you’re a sunflower 🌻

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peter b parker is the ultimate case of super smart/‘gifted’ in school kid with ridiculously high expectations and self-imposed standards who burns out and becomes deeply depressed and that’s why he’s so relatable to millenials send tweet