hamtigers
hamtigers
nICE to meet you
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|34||she/they| personal blog Art blog: https://makintigerbacon.tumblr.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hamturgers
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hamtigers · 14 hours ago
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Yet ever do our aching souls point Heavensward
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HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY HEAVENSWARD!!!
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hamtigers · 16 hours ago
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hamtigers · 16 hours ago
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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hamtigers · 22 hours ago
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SUBMERGED ECLIPSE˚。 °. ·˙‧̍̊ *
Listen carefully. This is the last time I'll teach you.
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hamtigers · 22 hours ago
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u ever wonder if ur associated with a character forever to someone else. like. when ur scrolling ur dash and u see a url u don't recognize and after going to their blog ur like ohhh this is the Character person. yeah ok i remember now.
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hamtigers · 23 hours ago
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hamtigers · 1 day ago
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Save me, bisexual men...
Bisexual men, save me...
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hamtigers · 2 days ago
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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hamtigers · 2 days ago
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hamtigers · 2 days ago
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today
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we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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hamtigers · 2 days ago
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keeping in mind that
i have face blindness, according to a medical doctor as evidenced by the fact that i cannot use solely visual cues to recognize my own mother who raised me and with whom i am close.
according to the numbers i see at the end of each shift, i process 200-300 transactions per shift, so interact with at least a couple hundred different individual people every day
but I've been here for five years and therefore if i see somebody every week i have now seen them more than 250 times, if they're here twice a week I've seen them 500 times. that's a lot. i know a lot of my regulars and can recognize them by their voices
a specific number of those people i see more than once a week are - they emphasize both these things and state that the concepts are related, that's why I'm mentioning both these concepts : [i.] not Americans and [ii.] vocally opposed to the American habit of chitchat. they've each told me multiple times not to "give [them] that bullshit" by which they mean my automated script of customer service words which include an inherently insincere "how are you" and "have a nice day"
i absolutely respect that as a cultural difference. it doesn't make me feel great about myself to be fake nice to everybody all day anyway
nevertheless I continue to give them that bullshit because I do not recognize them beforehand
they obviously think I'm rude because they are not aware of the fact that I have face blindness because like you can't fucking tell by looking at me and I don't tell everyone my medically history and most people don't even know that face blindness exist when you tell them about it they think it's made up and you're lying to them? like there's literally not a point to ever telling anyone I have face blindness because everyone everywhere thinks it is fake and I made it up to lie to them. so I know that these people are going to continue thinking I'm rude forever but that doesn't mean I'm not being rude to them. I have very little understanding of what is rude and what is not, to other people who are really human etc
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