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#awful bc he will whoop my ass#thankfully he wouldn't kill without reason so that keeps it outta sobs#but i can't fight at all and that's a motherfucking dragoon#that being SAID considering its a challenge of a duel he'd probably care enough to like. hang around and make sure im okay after#so that's an upside#(for clarification in this case I mean kain highwind)
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Yet ever do our aching souls point Heavensward
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HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY HEAVENSWARD!!!
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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SUBMERGED ECLIPSEห๏ฝก ยฐ. ยทหโงฬฬ *
Listen carefully. This is the last time I'll teach you.
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u ever wonder if ur associated with a character forever to someone else. like. when ur scrolling ur dash and u see a url u don't recognize and after going to their blog ur like ohhh this is the Character person. yeah ok i remember now.
#unfortunately i don't even remember what i followed prev for so i dont have a char asociation#i know theres a few some of my old friends associate with me tho
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#one time i drove to visit a friend in mass and she preemptively warned me about the drivers#i was a fresh driver so rhat was over 10 yrs ago so i don't remember how that went#like i was anxious everywhere so idk i also eidnt drive much while i was there and i took the turnpike in
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Save me, bisexual men...
Bisexual men, save me...
#this is so up tumblrs humor how does it have so few notes#slaps friend post on the ass to send it around for another try#(the post's ass not the friend's ass just in case it needs clarifying)
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
#bc society believes that youll be fine once you wtart bc youll 'get over it'#is this true for some people? yeah#but it is not universal#i think its NORMAL to be afraid!#idk about other countries but the us being structured so that driving a car is basically mandatory is hell#this is a heavy piece of complex equipment moving at high speeds#op pls ignore my tags if reading about other ppl bwing reckless on the road will agitate any teauma kr memories#especially when since its so necessary and the bar to be ablw to drive so low#there are ALL SORTS of people on the road#its not like sat being on a plane where you know everyone is highly trained and regulated#people will run stop signs. people will rush lights to try and beat a red. people will auddenly change lanes without signals#ive seen a driver go from being in the left left turn lane and suddenly squeeze three lanes across to make a right turn#ive seen someone decide to cut into the lane for oncoming traffic to make a left turn ahead of me bc i was gauging if it was safe still#bc its a busy intersection at the crest of a hill in a shopping district and you cant rly see the oncoming traffic until youre there
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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot
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keeping in mind that
i have face blindness, according to a medical doctor as evidenced by the fact that i cannot use solely visual cues to recognize my own mother who raised me and with whom i am close.
according to the numbers i see at the end of each shift, i process 200-300 transactions per shift, so interact with at least a couple hundred different individual people every day
but I've been here for five years and therefore if i see somebody every week i have now seen them more than 250 times, if they're here twice a week I've seen them 500 times. that's a lot. i know a lot of my regulars and can recognize them by their voices
a specific number of those people i see more than once a week are - they emphasize both these things and state that the concepts are related, that's why I'm mentioning both these concepts : [i.] not Americans and [ii.] vocally opposed to the American habit of chitchat. they've each told me multiple times not to "give [them] that bullshit" by which they mean my automated script of customer service words which include an inherently insincere "how are you" and "have a nice day"
i absolutely respect that as a cultural difference. it doesn't make me feel great about myself to be fake nice to everybody all day anyway
nevertheless I continue to give them that bullshit because I do not recognize them beforehand
they obviously think I'm rude because they are not aware of the fact that I have face blindness because like you can't fucking tell by looking at me and I don't tell everyone my medically history and most people don't even know that face blindness exist when you tell them about it they think it's made up and you're lying to them? like there's literally not a point to ever telling anyone I have face blindness because everyone everywhere thinks it is fake and I made it up to lie to them. so I know that these people are going to continue thinking I'm rude forever but that doesn't mean I'm not being rude to them. I have very little understanding of what is rude and what is not, to other people who are really human etc
#as a fellow retail worker... no its ridiculous to expect a cashier to remember everyone anyway#like most cashier are running on autopilot#i have a shit memory too im bad with names and faces as well#so maybe i sympathize on an extra level bc idk if i also have some degree but yeah
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