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No Idea

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Making a shitty one-page RPG called Oh Shit It’s the Killer. The premise is simple: you’re a high schooler spending the weekend in the woods with your besties. The Killer is there also. He is trying to the Kill you

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I need an orgasm & a joint rn

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I know things aren’t very Fergalicious right now dude but hang in there

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skvllpel

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More pretty stained glass windows

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if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

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I think everyone deserves to be called pretty by someone who means it and this should happen often

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reblog if you have a fat belly, love fat bellies or just think being fat is rad

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Ive reblogged so many posts about Glass Onion that tumblr thinks I’m really into onions. It’s recommended me an oil painting of onions and gifs from a documentary about garlic. Thickest algorithm in the world please never make it smarter

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heys......

*gets scared*

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According to the people on reddit, these are 'burrowing owls' and it's beyond likely that the dark tunnel of doom leads to their new home.

so this is just kinda how it be for them

There were also several references to "the claw"