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as a communist i hate real life royalty. as a horny dykedog i love to deflower transsexual princesses. princess is purely a sex title to me

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girl who sucks your dick and cumkisses it back to you

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You actually are a creepy pervert ngl. You fantasize about raping people you’re fucking disgusting

Awww thank you so much! You're so sweet! <3

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fingering your beautiful transgender wife's asshole is pretty fun

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I cant stop thinking about "to be a trans woman in the larger queer community is to surround yourself with potential ticking time bombs." I've fully lost count of how many time bombs I've essentially begged to see me as fully human. How many I can never know if I fully diffused or if I just prolonged the inevitable. I've lost track of how many have exploded in my face. I try and review the list in my mind and it's like be burned all over again

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Princess = girl that gets impaled on hard dyke cock whenever possible

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bunnygirl bouncing on it nd getting pulled down onto her girls thick cock to get her insides coated while she squirms nd whines

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yea so like i feel like i often see posts that r like "i need a tgirl pervert to force herself onto me" or whatever and like thats cool i guess, but the reality is that most tgirls will be far too shy and timid and, ironically, scared of seeming like a weird pervert to make the first move. no, what we need is more cis lesbian chaser perverts who will creep on their tgirl friend and touch her and be forward and make her feel pretty and desired,,, and *then* she'll feel comfortable enough around you to pin you down and breed you until shes satisfied ^_^

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If you’re trying to breed me and I’m flinching because you’re going too deep, pull me all the way down on your cock and hold me there while you cum. If it hurts it just means you’re in deep enough to give me a good chance of getting pregnant with your baby. I don’t care if I’m begging you to stop, if I mean it, you’ll know. Safe words are there for a reason. When I have an egg waiting to be fertilized, I’m no more cognizant than a bitch in heat, I need you to take control of me. I’m too feral to make my own decisions, I need you to quell the heat inside me with the conception of our child. Impregnate me, shove your cock right up against my cervix hard and don’t let me pull away. You need to spill your seed as deeply as possible, even if I’m squirming and whining at the pain of your hot cum being forced into my cervix. I’ll be grateful for the pain soon enough when my belly starts to round out with the new life you put inside me.

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Girlfriend that's so eager to eat out your pretty cunt she's collapsing between your thighs at the sight of your puffy glistening folds beneath your now transparent underwear (she's keeping that for later).

Girlfriend who's groaning so loudly, eyes rolling back at the heady scent of your sweet pussy. Her warm breaths against you has your clit throbbing in anticipation, so much so that your thighs close in around her head. She whines and forces herself impossibly closer, gently thumbing at your sensitive clit.

Girlfriend who is so pathetic; on her knees—staring up at you through her lashes as she begs for just one taste, insisting that you'll feel so good and she'll take such good care of you. Make it all better. She's so persuasive; caressing your thighs and batting her lashes (you're powerless to it all really).

Girlfriend who's soaked through her underwear by the time she finally gets a taste of your sweet pussy. It's no matter; she continues to eat you out like a woman starved, plunging her tongue so deep inside you.

She thinks maybe she could die right there at that very moment, between your thighs, sucking on your swollen clit.

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Big shirt + no panties combo while Im sitting in your lap so you have easy access to play with my pussy

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Movie night with my little girl, but the movie is gross porn and I’m violating her pretty little holes the whole time.

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I need to fuck someone doggy style. Pounding into them deeply with my strap while I grab their hips.

Only to slow down and eventually stop. Making them back themselves into my hips, fucking themselves on my strap. Doing all the work.

"Yeah, that's it. Fuck your throbbing cunt on my strap. You look so pathetic fucking yourself on me."

Feeling them slow down and tighten around it, I'll pull their hair and pound into them deep while berating them.

"Aww, what happened whore? Couldn't fuck yourself on my strap. Can't even follow simple instructions, already so dumb."

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”no one likes having their cervix hit” you motherfuckers are all DOING IT WRONG

Listen to me. I have been soaked up to the wrist using these tricks and the persons in question did not even squirt. Here’s what you do:

start off how you’d normally start off, foreplay, kissing, groping, grinding etc whatever. But take your time with it. That’s key with everything here. Warm em up to take your fingers, and then start gentle, don’t go right to pressing deep in there. Work the clit, the g-spot, you might need ti get them up to taking 3 fingers to actually reach but when they’re nice and warm (because if you do this too fast they might puke), then we’re in business.

don’t just poke it, do a stroking motion, curl your fingers up and back so that in the same motion you hit their g-spot. Yeah it’ll be overwhelming at first, be nice, soothe them through it, keep going until you feel their legs shaking around you and they’re just gushing slick into your palm. Press down on the lower stomach if you can too, adds to the experience.

now you’ve prepped your fuckpet to actually receive pleasure there! Feel free to pound away, they’ll enjoy it. Do it enough and they’ll have the biological association of their cervix being hit with pleasure.

Unless they’re a masochist. Then just abuse that hole till they’re screaming.

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incredibly dangerous but i wanna be choked to the point of unconsciousness over and over again

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gross sick disgusting tgirl riding a cock and jacking herself off to you being vulnerable. You feel so predatory being a lesbian? You hate that you think about cock so much, it makes you feel like you’re faking? You’re scared you’re being a chaser? You wish your girlfriend did it for you?

fuuuuuck keep going, I’m so close, almost got the knot in.

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Sophia Loren as Catherine Hubscher (known as "Madame Sans-Gêne") in Madame Sans-Gêne 1961 Dir. Christian-Jaque