handlersandhumans

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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

[handlersandhumans]

thinking about when my brother got chatbanned from overwatch and the email they sent him after he tried to appeal it said “we dont normally bring up the incriminating messages, but in this case we feel its necessary to show you what got you banned” and it was all shit like “ i will kidnap you in the desert and make you forget how to eat”

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he destroyed the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look him in the eye

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i can't express how absolutely important it is that when you make an edgy, brooding, badass character who's tough as nails and good at fighting and whatever, you HAVE to give them at least one reason to become completely helpless and pathetic. you have a panic attack quota to fulfill.

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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

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flirting: you look like you'd be vulnerable to getting stockholm syndrome

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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

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Arshile x Ziyi by DaneCelestia (twitter/bluesky)

Ziyi and her awkward lame ass golden retriever normie boyfriend.

The idea here was that post Prisoner Rescue mission, Ziyi snaps a photo as soon as they step off the transport copter because she's gotta show everyone she's okay and ready to get back in the fight despite what she went through, as well as hype up her partner for being the hero of the hour. Meanwhile for Arshile the adrenaline from flying into a combat zone has worn off and now he's just worried she's moving around so much knowing she's fresh off of being held captive/tortured by Balam.

Arshile design sketch under the cut.

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AC6 is about finding the humanity in a war machine polyamorous transgender lesbians being the majority

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literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point

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sometimes all you need is someone to call you pretty and hug you. oh and be sickeningly obsessed with you

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very funny that the symptoms of blood loss include making you more uncoordinated and cognitively impaired. look at me i'm so cute and helpless and fucking dying.

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[handlersandhumans]

very girl slay when an electric pole has a million wires all tangled up around it