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'These apps are the enemy. They're thoughtless, joyless, and our friends are powerless aginst them."

Leverage Redemption S03E06 The Swipe Right Job.

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good morning woke up thinking about him jesus

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River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 30/?

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(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.

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if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

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John 5:4 "What does it mean to love God?"

I loved this quote in Nona and it wasn't until I'd finished making this comic that I realized that Jod really didn't ever technically answer her question???

John Gaius is gonna girlboss gaslight gatekeep his way directly into the sun and I for one can't wait to see it

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This film was such a formative part of my childhood that I’m always a little shocked when people say they’ve never seen it

I feel like tumblr should be bigger fans of The Blues Brothers. It's a movie that has everything we value as a community. Attention and respect to pioneering black musicians, open hostility to nazis, open defiance to police, Carrie Fisher with a rocket launcher and flamethrower, a soundtrack that goes hard as hell, John Belushi so blasted on cocaine that he continues to do somersaults despite having a broken ankle. It's got it all!

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editing is just you vs. past-you in a duel of questionable comma placement and emotional instability

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Genuinely I think repeatedly making "I'm so brave for (doing mildly uncomfortable thing)" jokes is actually really building my resilience, because when I accomplish an actually difficult task I'm then suddenly euphoric and then chasing the high of accomplishing more tasks.

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I will never understand how some ppl have such little imagination that they can’t even suspend their disbelief long enough to watch a musical without asking why the characters are singing

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*farseers your fool*

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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"Taking control of the powers of unnatural forms of decay and using them on himself, he has corrupted himself into an unspeakable thing. Altered, unnatural and horrifying, but beyond the reach of a natural ageing and death. Though not immortal, he has nonetheless given himself an unnaturally long lifespan."

"So he has... Curdled like cheese?"

"What?"

"The wizard king. He became a human cheese."

"I fucking hate it when you talk."