handmadelove
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red cross questions before you give blood are like
do you have the bubonic plague (also known as the black death)
were you a member of an Armenian monkey juggling troupe between the years of 1985 and 1997
have you ever even SEEN a gay man
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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone
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I know this is my dog but I am bisexual and I just got her yesterday and her name is Potato and she's a pit mix and I love her
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feel like pure shit just want to be at a taylor swift concert screaming ‘she would have made such a lovely bride what a shame she’s fucked in the head’
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AND THE SKELETONS IN BOTH OUR CLOSETS PLOTTED HARD TO FUCK THIS UP AND THE OLD MEN THAT IVE SWINDLED REALLY DID BELIEVE I WAS THE ONE

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god every time i listen to champagne problems i get even more obsessed with how “this dorm was once a madhouse, i made a joke, ‘well it’s made for me’” foreshadows “what a shame she’s fucked in the head”
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Taylor on differences between folklore and evermore | Apple Music Awards 2020
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no one:
jack antonoff, playing 'august' during folklore long pond studio sessions:
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