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can i get a hydrodynamic spatula with port-and-starboard attachments and turbo drive? /ref

This seems familiar

Hands you a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive

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Hands you a spatula

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but what if I want a spoon

Hands you a spatula shaped like a spoon

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Can I get a pink Hello Kitty spatula please?

Hands you a pink Hello Kitty spatula

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how many spatchulares do tou have

how do you spell spatchula

can i have a spatular

I have more spatulas than can be reasonably counted

Spatula is spelled S-P-A-T-U-L-A

Hands you a spatula

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🪽✨🌙*-~GIVE ME A DAMM SPATULA U SPATULA ~-*🪽✨🌙

Hands you a ✨ spatula ✨

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Hands you a spatula

are any of u gimmick mfs from 2024 still active LMAO😭

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hands you some radioactive bread

Flips the bread with a spatula

Hands you a spatula

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Where did you get the idea for a blog to be based on giving away spatulas?

Also, I need spatula for my keto queer kitchen.

I just like spatulas

Hands you a spatula

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I need to cook some scrambled eggs. I have the eggs, toppings, and a pan, but I think I might be missing something. Can you help?

Hands you a spatula

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Hands @4xolotlscantread another spatula

Hands you another spatula

Somebody should consider inventing a spatula idk they sound really cool

Maybe it’s impossible though

Thats a little sad

Travels back in time and invents a spatula

Hands you a spatula

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Somebody should consider inventing a spatula idk they sound really cool

Maybe it’s impossible though

Thats a little sad

Travels back in time and invents a spatula

Hands you a spatula

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hands you a spatula

Accepts the spatula

Hands you a different spatula

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Please sire. I’m so hungry. Can I have a spatula

Hands you a spatula

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who is tula and why are they in a spa

spa tula

Tula is my bicycle

It likes self care

It is made of spatulas

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looks at you with my big black eyes that take up my entire sclera and asks for a spatula

Hands you a spatula

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hands u three pans and a bent spork

use it wisely. with great pans and bent spork comes great responsibility.

[i disappear in a puff of smoke and the phantom of the opera theme begins playing faintly on an organ in the distance]

Hands you a spatula

Hands the organist a spatula