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i am so unsatisfied with my life. *logs on to tumblr dot com to reblog posts for 16 hours*

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Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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Hi! Thank you for reaching out to me about your decision. While I am disappointed that I will not be considered for a position at your company, I am grateful for the opportunity, and I do hope you'll keep my resume on file in case another position becomes available. Attached please find pictures of my penis And scrotum shortly after self-mutilation with a dull pocketknife. Thank you for your time and I look forward to any future correspondence.

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i thought reigen was the name of a person that all my mutuals were mutuals with???? but its fucking anime???????

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attention joann's shoppers. there is a freak in the yarn aisle buildinf a nest

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i love being transgender its so fun and sexy and epic but i wish the rest of the world would catch up already

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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my sister is 5 years older than me and sometimes the glaring difference between her being an actual bonafide millennial and me being on the cusp of gen z is so apparent especially when it comes to shit like streaming vs physical media and piracy. she doesn’t even own a dvd player or anything she just pays for millions of streaming services. the last 2 times i went to the thrift store i saw a dvd player in some form and bought both of them. one was portable and the other was a combination vhs player. bc i love watching things on physical media and having a permanent collection..

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your fictional anime husband will never love you for he is only images 

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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watching tor play papa’s sushiria and they suddenly say “need to make a papa’s sushiria traumacore edit”

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alright guys im curious. who were the worst mutuals youve ever had

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shame that no one puts bait under a box propped up by a stick anymore. because of woke

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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watching tor play papa’s sushiria and they suddenly say “need to make a papa’s sushiria traumacore edit”

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being in your 20s is truly such an experience bc people ive graduated high school with are married with children and im still living in my childhood bedroom and playing video games

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youre pretty cool!

thankies ^__^