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working on reproducing as many borderlands ads & propaganda as i can for printing! someday, i will release all the vectors so people can go crazy with it

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Whenever someone complains about the $80 USD sticker price on new games, some folks like to bring up the fact that many Super Nintendo cartridges were retailing for the same price way back in the 90s.

The subtext of these observations is usually that AAA game prices have been effectively static for thirty years, so really, once you take inflation into account, AAA games are cheaper than ever.

A more pointed observation would be that, in spite of those thirty years of inflation, that $80 price tag has managed to become less affordable to the average gamer in 2025 than it was in 1995, which is an indictment that reaches much further than the AAA gaming industry.

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Wait I just saw the full tweet for the first time and now I'm even more pissed.

Sorry not sorry Randy but your experiences as a nepo teen in 1991 are not comparable to current day adults who can barely put food on the table.

Go fuck yourself

Can somebody please stab him with a randy pitchfork

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It’s only Handsome Jack if it’s from a Hyperion-controlled region of outerspace, otherwise it’s just sparkling Gentle Jim

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he def put up those rules himself

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this is the end of.... being straight...

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So in this week's BL4 news:

We finally have a pre-order price, and it looks like it's $70 dollars usd. Whether the price change from the reported $80 is because Randy was talking out of his ass, or because they got so much backlash that they lowered it we won't know, but I'm still glad to see it.

Also, as of right now, the games system requirements are higher than 50% of steam users systems. Alienating literally half of your pc user base is not a good move. Here's hoping they can optimize it a lot more between now and September.

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Happy Pride Month my fellow Borderlands enthusiasts!!! <3

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since dumpy is jack and rhys' child it only makes sense that gortys is rhys and fiona's

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summer sketch

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Making art of your fav ship is OUT... Modding them from scratch into a 20 year old video game and making them do crime together is IN

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Borderlands Bible

was debating even posting this... but since it apears to be outdated with some things i think its okay to post

this was written before the pre sequel.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SuLTR4PuPrlG4XoAHN3WyP3XolI03HLL/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=117751671669546578910&rtpof=true&sd=true

it states angel was 20 in BL1, even though in bl3 it was changed to 13

this has been on the internet archive for over 8 years. so dont sue me

(in the old folder docs)

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I'm so tired...