"If you touch my family, I will kill you. If you look at my family, I will kill you. If you think about my family, I will rip your hands off with my barehands. Do you understand ballontits?" (Bandit Jack blog. Mun: 17+) ((AU))
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Give the Groupon social media manager a raise!
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saying that asexual characters can’t have a romantic plot is a misuse of the word and implies that romantic relationships have to involve sex and personally i find that kind of disgusting
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… .am i kicked out of the fandom now
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“I find it kind of sad that Roland and Bloodwing both got memorial statues and Angel didn’t. Without her, the Vault Hunters wouldn’t have made it as far as they did and it wasn’t as if she was helping Jack willingly. I felt like she was a part of the team and it saddens me that this wasn’t really acknowledged in the ending of Tina’s DLC.”
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BOLD YOUR CHOICES
Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex
Dates; Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | No Confess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME - Send my character a ❤ and I'll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.
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This piece is about prude-shaming and compulsory sexuality. It’s sort of a companion to this other piece, which is about slut-shaming and how wanting to have lots of casual, unconventional sex doesn’t make you a bad person. Follow SexEdPlus or check out SexEdPlus.Com for more stuff like this!
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Send me a ⊗ for my muses reaction to yours touching their butt
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When your friends steal all your loot.
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Nothing spices up your love life like the scientific method!
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BL2 AU were Angel survives thanks to a sweater that Gaige made for her, the sweater reduces the eirdium in angels body so she doesn’t have to use the stuff anymore…
also i just like seeing angel in cute sweaters
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send ☾ and my muse will dream of yours (wiltheenforcer)
Jack lay in bed alone, Elpis setting behind the eridium mines. Nisha had gone off to work, or whatever it is she does as Sheriff, about an hour ago. Jack let his eyes slowly close, only to drift back into his nightmare. Helios was literally on fire. The Eye was gone and he was in shambles. But when he looked behind him, Athena and the rest of his Hunters had turned to leave. All of them, except Nisha and Wilhelm. They lock eyes, and stare. Was he going to leave like the rest of them? No. Wilhelm stepped forward, gun at the ready. He placed it right against his forehead, eyes almost turning red... Jack's eyes sprung open. Alarms blaring from the bank. He sprung up and grabbed his guns, and rushed down to kill whoever decided to spring the alarm.
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send ☾ and my muse will dream of yours
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