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Insane tumblr ad pull

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New medieval peasant cultural exchange post. Medieval peasant shows you the real night sky and you light on fire and explode.

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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the whole "your brain finishes developing at 25" thing is obviously like. nonsense but particularly bc have you met a 25 yo? you think they're done cooking yet?

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in support of pride month red bull should make a special edition can making the bulls fuck

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what are yall doing that we need this??

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if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

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Elena Gualtierotti (Italian,b.1961)

Sunset Colors, 2021

Oil on canvas

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Thinking about those people who want to fuck Lego Bionicles

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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First ape to go to the watering hole with a container and put some of the water in it so that they could drink more later without returning to the watering hole must have been lauded as a fucking genius.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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love episodes where the plot is "Character tries to take a vacation, but, despite everything, their job exists over there too"

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bro, does this party have perfectly ripe summer heirloom tomatoes or do we need to pregame?

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it's simple really: october is for horror movies with highly stylized villains and iconic monsters because they make for good costumes. early november is for gothic horror because of the fog and decay etc. late november is for zombies (commentary on consumerist culture). december is for psychological horror and stuff where they're trapped in a room because that's when you have to go to holiday parties with your family.