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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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laughed after taking this laughed downloading it laughed showing it to my bro laughed editing it laughed posting it
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in wigan we have nothing anymore its all gone you all fucked it
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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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The ancient sumerians had everything they needed to make an addams family pinball machine and yet they didnt
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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