I'm actually comfortable in this pit you put me in. I like it in here and I will resist any attempt made to rescue me. I'm happy with the scraps you feed me and I don't mind how sick I'm getting.
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The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(* ̄▽ ̄*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
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can zelda get him pregnant already damn
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you: suck my dick
me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
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Equius got a new haircut
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mania 🤝 stardust
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guess who had a first try with the pottery wheel
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self explanatory blinkie
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non-practicing slut. is this anythign
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for the first time in our years together, my partner whipped out his queer man card to keep me in my lane and he did it over the fucking cowboy ghoul from the fallout show
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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hater of socks
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If vriska and karkat were to ever kiss... Who would instigate it?
Vriska
it wouldn’t go well though.
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a stud in black leather on a black motorcycle just revved their engine at me and thank god I tore my demonic uterus out ages ago because I think that would have finally knocked me up
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