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well maybe you should figure that out before reposting someone elses artwork

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me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

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and there is one blazing moment in which you finally understand that there was no dragon. that there was no vader. that there was only you. only anakin skywalker.

that it was all you. is you. only you.

you did it. you killed her.

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"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

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idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous

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jason todd ilysm

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i get that i can expect to see the “unreality” tag a lot on my stuff. i post a lot of weird eldritch shit and even when i post something that isn’t it’s still deeply steeped in my nonsense.

but i’m fucking losing my mind at how even my posts that are correct and true will be tagged that. fatal incuriosity is inescapable when you’re me.

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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

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my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something

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"lol jews find so many loopholes in their own religion they must hate being jewish" damn just say you're uncreative and have never examined your own religious texts further than the exact words written down on the paper. just say you take everything at face value and you never enjoy reading between the lines to gain a new understanding of something. it's ok, we all see it already

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this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

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Your daily reminder

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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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There’s a very easy solution to this.