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i’ve been using twitter more and finally logged in to this and it’s funny how many people are slowing moving to twitter

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SLPT: Be sentenced to death sentence and request a McDonalds Ice Cream for your last meal so that McDonalds is forced to fix their machine

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SLPT - Turn that frown upside down, or just maintain the same expression and move to Australia.

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me: *re-watches a movie I saw as a kid* me: ah yes I remember really admiring that female character for some reason me: …oh

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sapphic childhood crushes

jade from victorious

alex from wizards of waverly place

vanessa from phineas and ferb

stella from lemonade mouth (bonus points bc hayley kiyoko)

shego from kim possible

raven from teen titans

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LPT: Short on cash? Get a bunch of friends to play “follow the leader” with you and walk past the police multiple times. After that, go to the police officer and press charges against your friends for harassment.

Note: make sure that YOU are the leader.

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theres conspiracy that we are humans sims so if we are can the person who controls me 1) stop me making bad decisions 2) motherlode me

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One of the biggest moods in the world is when someone post “not to be gay but...” and then says something really gay

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Literally tho

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“twilight isn’t gay”

bella canonically thinks that rosalie is as hot if not hotter than edward

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[to the tune of uptown girl] im that bitch…catch me dying in a roadside ditch

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when somebody asks me what football team i support