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random unanswered questions i have now that the patient fx is over:

-why does sam take 2 minute long pisses in (almost) every episode?? seriously. why was that necessary?

-why was sam looking for a jewish therapist specifically?? is he jewish?? he doesnt seem like he knows anything about judaism. was he trying to convert?

-wtf happened with charlie how did this mf die

-what about elias? did the cops find him? did they find alans note??

-how did alan not get crazy asian takeout diarrhea the whole time??

-why was the show mostly centered around alans relationship with his son instead of sam being a murderer?

-what happened to his dad? did he call the cops or just completely blow off the fact that his son tried to strangle him to death

-why was mary even married to sam like seriously

-how come shoshanna was barely mentioned

-what coffee does sam get at dunkin donuts

-wtf is up with the country music thing??that is just so weird why did they push the country boy thing so much

-literally what about his new therapist? did he call him and say "hey i cant do therapy actually bc im chained to my basement"

-did alans family find his body or what

-whats with the ending with ezra

-WHY IS SAM STILL LIVING WITH HIS MOM??? WHY IS HE A FUCKING BASEMENT DWELLER

-why is the voldermort baby from the first ep never mentioned again? wtf was that thing

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man wtf was that ending for the patient what da hell

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ok google when do sam and alan do the sex

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I finally know what I have to do.

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The Patient 1x09 Auschwitz

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Many bad decisions and self indulgent doodles later--

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Can I hear you say it? It’s private.

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Those cheekbones! (evil sexy)

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a gift for my patient fans

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ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ ₁ₓ₀₅

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the patient is a comedy

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this is real

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One thing I know about Sam Fortner.

He pisses like a racehorse.

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I'm kinda obsessed... 😳