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“i was thinking about funerals, and how much they make us want sex” hey queen that’s not a normal thought process

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no I will not give you a serious "no" answer because please are u kidding me?

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Oh look, a very caring psychiatrist hanging out with his patient in a rose garden, nothing to see here! 😏

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Insane things that Will did that make him much worse than Hannibal:

He had a gun with him when Hannibal stabbed him and he didn't even try to fight back, he let himself be held as his bowls were falling out

He foreplayed with his therapist during therapy

He had to be stopped from shooting a guy crawling out of a horse all because he had psychosexual rage towards his therapist and wanted to take it out on the guy he was supposed to catch

Flew to Europe to sneak around Hannibal's old property, called the scar on his stomach a 'smile' and forced Chiyoh to kill the guy she's been keeping a prisoner because he wanted to see what she would do, then turned his corpse into a grotesque art piece with no witnesses to that

He sailed to Europe and told the detective there that 'he doesn't know what he'll do when he sees Hannibal so he should be careful' ?? (brother you're there to catch Hannibal....)

He sat with Hannibal in the gallery saying the most romantic shit ever, failed to stab him and then he just let Hannibal dig the bullet out and drug him??? (you can't convince me he didn't have an ounce of energy to fight back or see that coming mr I tell the future with senses)

He started combing his hair back after Hannibal tried to saw open his brain... ok whore

He got jealous when Hannibal started admiring a serial killer

He never once complained about eating Hannibal's cooking & he KNEW it was people...

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x04

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the development of hannibal lecter from s1 to s2 is so funny. in s1 you think this guy is such a mastermind fully in control of everything around him while still keeping up his carefully crafted cool suave persona and then in s2 he is just the absolute BIGGEST fucking loser you've ever seen in your life going to crime scenes and saying ominous shit trying to be like his crush pretending he has friends.

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Hell yeah I'm about to write a sick ass poem about this bird

very cool but also kind of a dick move

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This is the actual plot of Hannibal

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Hannibal AU where Will is trying to tell Jack that he’s dating Hannibal. So he finally just blurts out “I’m seeing Doctor Lecter” and Jack is like who does this idiot think I am??? Of course he’s seeing Doctor Lecter I’m the one who gave him the referral🤨 So he just goes “yeahhh bud I know…” and asks Beverly to keep a closer eye on him. Anyway Will thinks everything is all good until Jack walks in on them making out in Will’s classroom and almost has an aneurysm

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i can’t casually read through the hannibal scripts bc i come across shit like this and suddenly i’ve fallen to the ground and will soon succumb to my injuries

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Will: framed for murders he didn't commit, recovering from an inflamed brain in a prison cell, poked like a lab rat, lost all his friends, nobody cuts his hair, hallucinating, living his worst life

Hannibal: OMG MASK BISCUITS

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wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

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they dont make em (tv show relationship squares) like this anymore