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I had an idea of Lestat as the man of action, the man that could do things that I never could, the man who could make decisions that I’d never had the nerve to make, and the person who could go through life joyfully in spite of the questions that torment me, the doubts that torment me, the horror of death that torments me. (...) [Lestat] never really absorbs a tragic definition of himself for very long. He always comes back laughing at everything and just rebounding. It may take him a few years, but he always does it. I really wanted to explore a personality different from my own. - Anne Rice (source)

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why would you ever outsource fun to chatgpt? are you stupid? you can make mediocre shit by yourself too.

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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny

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Credit to: user

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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Just a reminder that our bisexual mess Lord Byron inspired John Polidori's "The Vampyre". This book managed to shape the vampire genre. Which later inspired books like Dracula.

Also, in the 70's, Anne Rice's Interview of the vampire, reshaped the genre too by giving the vampires humanity. It became so popular you can see it's influence now in almost every vampire media. And, you guessed it, all her vampires are bisexuals and sexy af. She's singlehandedly responsible for hot vampires existing, think about that.

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Porque te vas

Madly in love with “Interview with the vampire” and quite sad I found out it only a week ago, but now I’m here patiently waiting for s3 and Rockstar Lestat, reading books😋

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fashion icon

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mutuals are like neopets, you have to send some awful guy covered in blood to their dash to fill their needs meter

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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.

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so tired of people shipping hannigram, as if will would ever be with an old man like hannibal 🤡

yeah hannibal being older is the dealbreaker and not the severed body parts in his fridge

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LESTAT AND LOUIS COULD BE FUCKING MIDAIR AGAIN IN THIS MOMENT. THE DEVIL'S MINION CHAPTER COULD BE HAPPENING, RIGHT NOW. LESTAT COULD BE LUSTING AFTER HIS MOM wait no- @k∆£#4 AND 3π<!L COULD BE WATCHING ROCKSTAR LESTAT SERVE CUNT. WHO? YOU'LL SEE SOON ENOUGH >:D

OH WE’RE REALLY IN IT NOW

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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

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