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wait. wait a minute. Hold on.

I smell something... I smell... yapping potential...........

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this one caption is so them

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sfth the only media where u get to see a 6'5" 35 year old british man with a beard say very sincerely "i am a lesbian"

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The Lesbian Conundrum

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#justlesbianthings 😔

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hey bestie [remembers saying "I love you" causes me to gay panic] want to rob a bank?

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sam russell don't worry i saw you and your increasingly desperate attempts to finally give us happy lesbians

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"I can be a home for what loves me..."

"i asked chatgpt-" well i asked the wasp nest in my attic, its song is loud and beautiful and i am afraid but it still called u a bitch

anyway a new tarot piece! i think i might've died on this one, yay. i couldn't let go of the black n white version so imma add it here just for myself. jane is one of my faves in terms of statements, so i just had to include her. also still not sure if i should just throw jonah as the emperor.

anyway yea, in my attic, straight up jorkin it. and by "it", heh, let's just say there is a wasps nest in my attic

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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can i have a cigarette?

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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

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Gussie Fink-Nottle would do fucking numbers on this site

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the face of a man who commited so hard to the bit only to find out no one else was even doing the same bit

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Two types of TMA fans

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Inspector Second Class Lyfrassir Edda walked so Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London could run

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studied up

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in my gay room in my gay clothes listening to my gay music. gaying it up.