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there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

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i don’t know why my brain works this way

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Musk running Twitter be like

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every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

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Elon Musk's twitter meltdown is so fascinating to watch. It's like seeing the class clown become the principal and then implode in real time.

It's like he hyped himself up on this platform of "No more school rules! All the dumb teachers are getting fired! Recess forever!" and now that he's bumblingly stumblingly found himself in the principal's chair he's trying overly hard to double-down on all his asinine promises in a desperate bid to maintain the approval of all the burnouts he fostered favor with all while he's slowly being crushed beneath the mounting pressure of learning test scores dictate funding and half of those stupid dumb fired teachers were pivotal to keeping the system running

and now the fire is slowly spreading and his liberated lackeys are tearing down the halls and smashing displays and pulling the alarm while Elon tries desperately to assure the super-intendent that nothing's changed and test scores will be just the same as always while in the same breath doing everything in his power to maintain his Cool Guy Runs the Cool School persona to the delinquent actively spray-painting the super-intendent's shoes.

By which I mean he's having the WORST time and wants nothing more than to go back to his smart-ass class clown role where he could opine and whine about all the ways HE'D run this better without needing to face the reality of hemorrhaging $1 billion a year in pure interest on his massive loan (never mind that actual unprofitability of Twitter and its massive revenue losses) at the helm of a project he's chosen to capsize with ideas so blitheringly stupid that only a man surrounded by 1 million sycophantic yes-man could have ever even considered following through on.

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If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out

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One thing I really love about She-Ra is it took a trope I hate (the super genius that knows everything about every subject but with no social skills and is revealed to be autistic by word of God) and made her one of the best written and most entertaining characters in the show.

Bonus points for her being a 30 year old poc engineer woman instead of the usual form this trope takes of a prepubescent glasses-wearing nerdy school boy.

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[T:TIME] ’ACT : LOVE SICK’ 마지막 공연 날

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This is so sad

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is mercury in gatorade or whatever the witches say because not a single person is having a good time lately

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Well, Fire fighter dude certainly didn’t hold back on his thoughts.

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And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape

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Asking for directions

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learning about a piece of media exclusively through tumblr posts is really funny because you'll probably get the wrong idea about the show in one of four very specific ways

Thinking something fun and light-hearted is a deathly serious social commentary

Thinking something dark or disturbing is actually a wacky comedy

Thinking something with no gay people is actually gay

Thinking something with gay people is homophobic