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The Mummy dir. Stephen Sommers | 1999  

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Vin from Mistborn

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I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

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💥⚡

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i love her so much

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Endou Yuu versus the cosmic unknown 

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let’s hear it for sodomy

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dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

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notice how everyone is horny today

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I’m making an effort to use Joanne Rowling’s biological name, and not the ridiculous fabrication she devised to sound more like a man and sell more books

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italian

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hey, don't cry. comet C/2022 E3 (ZTF) visible to us humans for the first time in 50,000 years before it'll leave us forever, ok?

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