thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this
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roommate showed me his gargoyles (not a euphemism) only they weren't gargoyles they were grotesques, because they don't serve any functional architectural purpose (ie: as waterspouts), so i had to restrain myself from a category 5 pedantic fun ruiner moment
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the water fountain in the 24h gym displays light-hearted little messages when you use it. "use me to stay refreshed!", "impress yourself!", that kind of thing
tonight, at 3am, while I was completely alone in the gym, it gave me a message i haven't seen before
"dare you to turn around and smile at the person behind you :)"
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daily #9
sasha with the big pant & bikini combo
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bathroom torment is very real ideally we would all just be allowed to go piss without worry but its not always so simple
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Pandora doodle nr 32434234
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