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i want to be an actor in porn but not a porn star i want to be the evil wife whose husband is having a lurid gay affair and i pretend i don’t notice while they’re doing looney toons shit to each other under the dinner table. that’s acting to me
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He's so cute, he reminds me of how manatees look when they eat!
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Everyone meet Grenade Launcher, my new mystery snail!
#iris aquatic#im still trying to figure out if its a male or female#but staring and waiting for it to flash a Snenis (or lack thereof) is gonna take awhile lol#snail#aquatic snail#mystery snail#freshwater aquarium
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arthur's belongings🌾🧡
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fairytales which tell you to be both kind and clever fairytales that say to be kind is to be clever and to be clever is to be kind fairytales that say the cleverest thing you can ever do is choose kindness and that cruelty or thoughtlessness are always foolish but not kindness never kindness
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“All right, so the vampire’s gravestone is–”
“Cenotaph.”
“What?”
“It’s only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn’t present is a cenotaph.”
“I’m… not sure that’s how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.“
“There’s precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There’s no rule that says the body itself can’t do the removing.“
“Okay, but the body very much is coming back. That’s kind of what we’re here to accomplish.”
“So it’s a temporary cenotaph.”
“And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.“
“Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.”
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Surely adding a glass of wine to my already sexed up mood will do nothing of serious consequence
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I'm dogsitting for my roommate while she's out of town, and he's very well-behaved, but he also keeps staring at me like this:
#guys I don't think I wanna dogsit anymore 😭#he looks like hes about to ask me to answer his riddles three
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I made a mistake on Bluesky and now my notifications won’t stop but hey i’ll post it here too!
Anti-Prime sale on bookshop.org until the 11th
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there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.
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moving apartments is the worst activity that exists
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