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The Philadelphia Inquirer, Pennsylvania, October 30, 1891

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"Ariadne's Thread" by A. Tokareva (1970)

"Нить Ариадны" А.Токарева (1970)

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not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

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I love my students but oh my god, they are a testimony into why we should bring back recess for older kids

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James Webb Space Telescope my beloved,

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got hired at a pretty decent school in an awesome school district. totally did not expect that for my first teaching job :o

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you GOOD MORNING gandalf? you good morning him like he is selling buttons at the door? oh! oh! adventure for hobbit! adventure for hobbit for Thirteen Months!

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hi God, I exist only against my will and I'm scared to die and to live and I want to rip all my organs out with a fork

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2024. your alex (alexa has been made gender neutral) wakes you up with an alarm at 5:30.... you thought you didn't need to wake up until 7, but your work's schedule app shows that the scheduling ai changed the schedule overnight, following the termination of your coworker brandyn, and your alarm was automatically adjusted. you feel like shit. "alex," you say, "i need to call in. i feel horrible..." you hold still as alex's camera scans you and they analyze your appearance for signs of illness. "you appear to be feeling fine," they say, "are you sure you want me to go ahead with that request?" you grimace.... you're exhausted. you steel yourself for whatever consequences are to come.... "yes," you say. "alright," says alex, "i'm submitting your request now." your phone buzzes on your wrist - the request has been received. a second notification. you've been terminated for falsifying a sick day request. a third - this one is from the property management company that owns your apartment - after receiving notice of your termination, the leasing ai has elected to evict you. within 24 hours, your smart home security will no longer recognize you as a resident. alex starts to count down

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one thing i hate about media is how there’s no sort of representation for how badly friendship break ups fuck you up. like there are a million and one films about romantic break ups but i have yet to see a film or television show that accurately depicts how difficult friendships falling apart can be and how that stuff can really leave you with wounds and behaviors that take ages to heal

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Don't let the media's obsession with youth convince you that you're old when you're 30. That's not even half of your life expectancy. You still have time.

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“I woolly wuv your wool”

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Epic Win! found a loose ibuprofen in my pocket

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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this