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yesterday's drive back home sure was interesting after i had to drive through two (2) flooded streets after yesterday's thunderstorm

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for context - recently I got an email from some corporation asking if I would be interested for applying for the position they were recruiting for (it was some customer support related position btw) and I was like "OK sure, let's see what you got there" and they gave me this test to do and the questions cracked me up so much istg

For example, one of the questions was something like "How comfortable would you feel if every single aspect of your work was closely and constantly monitored all the time?" Well shit, take a wild fucking guess how comfortable I would feel why don't ya?

There was some other bullshit that I don't remember well now but yeah, it really made me realise that this kind of job is reeallly not for me lmao

every single day i thank every deity that exists in this universe for the fact that i don't work in a corporation

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every single day i thank every deity that exists in this universe for the fact that i don't work in a corporation

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seriously, ever since the day I've laid my eyes upon Sir Integra Hellsing for the first time while watching the first episode of the TV series at the ripe age of 14, my brain chemistry was never the same

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by the way, recently my brother was watching Hellsing Ultimate for the first time and I was rewatching it with him and istg every single time Integra came up on screen I had to try my hardest to contain a squeal reminiscent of the one of a teenage die-hard boy band fan

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so in my workplace we have this thing that when you're the last person leaving you have to check every single room if there isn't anyone wandering around the place so that you can lock the front door and istg every single time i have to do this i feel like a protagonist of the 1990s resident evil-esque horror game

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intrusive thoughts are truly something else sometimes. I was walking to my workplace after I parked my car some distance away and at one moment my brain was like "what if there's a little baby locked in your car and they'll boil to death inside it and you'll go to prison for the rest of your life" BITCH I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BABY WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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This summer has shot my energy down 900%. urrrhhgh

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tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

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springtail eating a slime mold

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Types of cotta i know of: terra and panna

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Myers after Mike, funny guy to like.

Myers after Michael, halloween psychoel

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I think the funniest yakuza pilgrimage thing that people do is taking their Majima plushies to the Dotonbori public restroom where Sagawa chokes him 😭

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every time you level up in oblivion its like Food tastes awesome. You can see smells. Your cock is throbbing. And U like it...

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this specific meme has been wedged in my brain for over a decade now. i'm going to be randomly chuckling to myself about it in the retirement home

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