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the people in the broader ya fantasy community online just do not understand tmi. also who do you think you are acting like youre too good for tmi when youre reading like The Throne of Blood and Ashes or the Court of Enemies and Lovers or whatever else the industry is churning out. this is the dumb formulaic garbage genre and you think youre above the incest series? you thought sarah j maas was the best thing to ever happen to literature and you think you have the right to make fun of whatever was happening in city of glass? get off your high horse

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The thing about 911 is that the shipping drama and discourse surrounding it completely belies how insane this show truly is. A man is attacked by a shark on the freeway. Ghosts are probably real, and so are curses. The most recent season opens with a bee-nado that segues into a plotline about an autistic half-orphan child landing a broken plan. The most dramatic moment between the fandom's favorite ship is one of the characters getting shot by a sniper in broad daylight in the suburban streets of Los Angeles. Buck's introductory scene of the entire show is him stealing a firetruck to have sex with a Tinder hookup. The fire captain's backstory is an addiction that led to the death of 148 people. He's best friends with his wife's ex-husband and once proposed to said ex-husband's boyfriend on his behalf while that boyfriend was performing brain surgery on a man in the middle of a burning building. There's a guy who sneezes every time he lies and then lies so hard he almost dies. One of the main characters gets rebar impaled through his skull and is back to work the next month with no lasting side-effects. They basically never fight fires.

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Kristen Bell and Adam Brody reminding the girls what real chemistry looks like. I should be blushing. There should be banter and lingering looks. Thank you to them.

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Ali Hazelwood books summarised in one tweet:

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the serotonin released after reading any ali hazelwood book is unparalleled

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I have decided I want to be a main character written by Ali Hazelwood- smart, PhD-having boss bitch women who have very grandma-core hobbies and end up with the hottest nerds on the planet!! That’s the dream package!!

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give two white guys a budget of hundreds of millions of dollars and watch them create the most mediocre thing you’ve ever witnessed

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With all the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?

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Season 1 Trivia | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS (2023 - ) I 1.08 + Text posts

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PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1.08 • "The Prophecy Comes True"

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You have been claimed by Poseidon, Earthshaker, Stormbringer. Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon.

1.08 | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS

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Percy immediately putting his sword down when he thinks he hurt Luke. Saying “I’m sorry” because he doesn’t want to hurt him. Even if Luke is the traitor. Only for Luke to take advantage of his kindness and draw blood.

THAT is the difference between Luke and Percy.

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“he murdered people” “he was a terrible person” “he literally became a cannibal”

wow. god forbid autistic people have hobbies

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If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.